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Words Continue to Have No Meaning

Today in Fox News chyrons brought to you by Media Matters. During a segment of America’s Newsroom focused on “American ambivalence” and the president’s lack of action, Fox News inadvertently disclosed that the president has, in fact, taken action. It … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rand Paul Opposes a Thing That We Aren’t Doing

Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) has repeatedly demanded that the president seek congressional authorization for taking action in Syria, and now that President Obama is doing so, Rand is ready to give it, right? In an op-ed written for Time, Rand … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Some of the Dumbest Shit I’ve Ever Seen

This is Super Stupid. Fox News host Andrea Tantaros wants to know where President Obama is at on the Ray Rice domestic violence situation. “I wanna know, where is the President on this one?” Tantaros asked, after a brief throat-clearing … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rand Paul Loses Track of His Own Positions on National Security

Rand Paul’s dramatic reversal on national security and foreign policy in recent days and weeks is truly remarkable even for him. Rand has gone from attacking Hillary Clinton for being an interventionist and a warhawk, to becoming a interventionist and … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Build the Danged Wall

Maine Governor Paul LePage has a great idea on how to keep immigrants out — build the Great Wall of America. You know, just like China did. Maine Gov. Paul LePage (R) suggested that if a fence can’t be built … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Nobody Could Have Predicted

The inevitable has occurred following the passage of a law allowing for the concealed carry of firearms on college campuses in Idaho. Local ABC affiliate KIDK reports that a professor at Idaho State University shot himself in the middle of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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The RNC is Very Confused

Words continue to have no meaning. You could say this is a lie, but it has just the right amount of absurdity to it to make it seem believably naive. Because as long as words continue to have no meaning, … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Nice Things and Why We Can’t Have Them

via ThinkProgress According to a new poll conducted by Harvard researchers, about 40 percent of Americans are anticipating an Ebola outbreak on U.S. soil within the next 12 months. And about 25 percent report that they’re concerned someone in their … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Unarmed While Black

The so-called liberal media is at it again, referring to an unarmed teen as an “unarmed teen.” And referring to a teenager who is unarmed as “unarmed” is reverse racism. Or something. via Media Matters A Fox News segment asked … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rick Perry: Common Sense Tells You Immigrants Might Be ISIS

Is it possible that the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) will infiltrate America through our southern border? Texas Governor Rick Perry was asked that question today at the Heritage Foundation and he says they may already be here. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Forget Ferguson. Hate Radio Buffoon Asks What About Benghazi?

The first person to link Ferguson to the fake IRS scandal and Bengazhi was not WorldNutDaily or the crack team at Breitbart, it was Boss Limbaugh. LIMBAUGH: How many FBI agents investigated the Tea Party scandal there with the IRS? … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Iowa congressional candidate and Obamacare shooter Joni Ernst has been caught on video obtained by Yahoo showing her ranting about the diabolical U.N. and Agenda 21. “The United Nations has imposed this upon us, and as a U.S. senator, I … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mo Brooks is Still Very Confused

As long as we agree that words still have meaning, we can also agree that Representative Mo Brooks (R-AL) has no idea what he is saying. According to Books, reaching out to minorities — that is to improve your standing … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Obama’s Fault

U.S. Army Major General Harold Greene was killed by an Afghan soldier this week in an attack that apparently wasn’t directly targeted at him, and you wouldn’t know it but this was actually somehow Obama’s fault according to Fucks & … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mo Brooks is Very Confused

Should the undocumented be able to earn citizenship by serving in the military? I think so, but Representative Mo Brooks (R-War on Whites) says he couldn’t trust immigrants with our nuclear arsenal. BROOKS: “These individuals have to be absolutely 100% … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Here Comes the Resignation

Here comes the landslide resignation. “If I open the newspaper tomorrow and I learn that Obama resigned, I wouldn’t be surprised.” -Dick Morris I can’t say that I feel the same way as Dick Morris. As Clark W. Griswold famously … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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The Latest Embarrassment

Someone’s going rogue. Again. via TPM “Tired of media filters? Well, so am I,” the former Republican vice presidential candidate wrote in an announcement on her Facebook page. “So, let’s go rogue together and launch our own member-supported channel! This … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Patriots

Artist – David Horsey In other news, Paul Ryan (R-WI) said today that he will vote in favor of suing President Obama and it’s the Senate’s fault. Huh? Meanwhile, Curt Clawson (R-FL) demonstrated today that he is an unprecedented idiot. Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Man Suing President for Using Executive Power Wishes He Would Use More Executive Power

It’s still not entirely clear how or if House Republicans will deal with the influx of undocumented children across the southern border, and if they don’t act before the August recces one or more federal agencies tasked with managing the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Idiot Congressman Sponsors Amendment That Does Nothing

House Republicans apparently passed an amendment to an appropriations bill last week which would prohibit the Department of Energy from doing something they have no control over. They voted overwhelmingly Thursday to bar the Energy Department from blocking approval of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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