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Nice Things and Why We Can’t Have Them

via ThinkProgress According to a new poll conducted by Harvard researchers, about 40 percent of Americans are anticipating an Ebola outbreak on U.S. soil within the next 12 months. And about 25 percent report that they’re concerned someone in their … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Unarmed While Black

The so-called liberal media is at it again, referring to an unarmed teen as an “unarmed teen.” And referring to a teenager who is unarmed as “unarmed” is reverse racism. Or something. via Media Matters A Fox News segment asked … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rick Perry: Common Sense Tells You Immigrants Might Be ISIS

Is it possible that the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) will infiltrate America through our southern border? Texas Governor Rick Perry was asked that question today at the Heritage Foundation and he says they may already be here. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Forget Ferguson. Hate Radio Buffoon Asks What About Benghazi?

The first person to link Ferguson to the fake IRS scandal and Bengazhi was not WorldNutDaily or the crack team at Breitbart, it was Boss Limbaugh. LIMBAUGH: How many FBI agents investigated the Tea Party scandal there with the IRS? … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Iowa congressional candidate and Obamacare shooter Joni Ernst has been caught on video obtained by Yahoo showing her ranting about the diabolical U.N. and Agenda 21. “The United Nations has imposed this upon us, and as a U.S. senator, I … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mo Brooks is Still Very Confused

As long as we agree that words still have meaning, we can also agree that Representative Mo Brooks (R-AL) has no idea what he is saying. According to Books, reaching out to minorities — that is to improve your standing … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Obama’s Fault

U.S. Army Major General Harold Greene was killed by an Afghan soldier this week in an attack that apparently wasn’t directly targeted at him, and you wouldn’t know it but this was actually somehow Obama’s fault according to Fucks & … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mo Brooks is Very Confused

Should the undocumented be able to earn citizenship by serving in the military? I think so, but Representative Mo Brooks (R-War on Whites) says he couldn’t trust immigrants with our nuclear arsenal. BROOKS: “These individuals have to be absolutely 100% … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Here Comes the Resignation

Here comes the landslide resignation. “If I open the newspaper tomorrow and I learn that Obama resigned, I wouldn’t be surprised.” -Dick Morris I can’t say that I feel the same way as Dick Morris. As Clark W. Griswold famously … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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The Latest Embarrassment

Someone’s going rogue. Again. via TPM “Tired of media filters? Well, so am I,” the former Republican vice presidential candidate wrote in an announcement on her Facebook page. “So, let’s go rogue together and launch our own member-supported channel! This … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Patriots

Artist – David Horsey In other news, Paul Ryan (R-WI) said today that he will vote in favor of suing President Obama and it’s the Senate’s fault. Huh? Meanwhile, Curt Clawson (R-FL) demonstrated today that he is an unprecedented idiot. Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Man Suing President for Using Executive Power Wishes He Would Use More Executive Power

It’s still not entirely clear how or if House Republicans will deal with the influx of undocumented children across the southern border, and if they don’t act before the August recces one or more federal agencies tasked with managing the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Idiot Congressman Sponsors Amendment That Does Nothing

House Republicans apparently passed an amendment to an appropriations bill last week which would prohibit the Department of Energy from doing something they have no control over. They voted overwhelmingly Thursday to bar the Energy Department from blocking approval of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

Steve “If Babies Had Guns” Stockman is apparently the comment troll of Congress, flooding the internal email system with wackobird messages about vast United Nations conspiracies, among other things. “The principal individual involved was releasing DC letters every hour, on … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Another Theory From Steve King and Steve Stockman

WorldNetDaily believes undocumented children will be used to provoke an uprising, but secret border control agent Steve “Calves the Size of Cantaloupes” King and Steve “If Babies Had Guns” Stockman have another theory. Republican congressmen Steve King and Steve Stockman … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

Something this brilliant could only emerge from the mind of Louie Gohmert. GOHMERT: “Well, the Founders gave us the power of the purse. It’s going to take a lot of courage to stand up to the president and say, ‘We’re … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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House GOP Can’t Decide What Their Lawsuit is About, What Won’t Be Thrown Out of Court

We know John Boehner hasn’t been able to specify what exactly they will sue President Obama for and apparently that’s because House GOP leadership can’t decide what has the best chance of not being thrown out of court. Committee staffers … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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House Republicans Go Full-On Stupid Over Missing Emails

As you’re probably aware by now, House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell “Witch Hunt” Issa has launched a full-blown inquisition into emails belonging to Lois Lerner which were lost during a computer crash that occurred two weeks before her office even … Continue reading
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Idiot of the Day

Steve Stockman is a sitting representative of the United States who, when he’s not busy arming babies with guns so they won’t be aborted, is drafting legislation that would allow Americans to dodge the IRS because the dog ate their … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Ahmed Abu Khattala has seemingly confirmed that the attack on the American embassy in Benghazi was motivated, at least in part, by an anti-Islamic video, but Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) is convinced that Hillary Clinton masterminded a conspiracy. That would … Continue reading
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