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Man Suing President for Using Executive Power Wishes He Would Use More Executive Power

It’s still not entirely clear how or if House Republicans will deal with the influx of undocumented children across the southern border, and if they don’t act before the August recces one or more federal agencies tasked with managing the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Idiot Congressman Sponsors Amendment That Does Nothing

House Republicans apparently passed an amendment to an appropriations bill last week which would prohibit the Department of Energy from doing something they have no control over. They voted overwhelmingly Thursday to bar the Energy Department from blocking approval of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

Steve “If Babies Had Guns” Stockman is apparently the comment troll of Congress, flooding the internal email system with wackobird messages about vast United Nations conspiracies, among other things. “The principal individual involved was releasing DC letters every hour, on … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Another Theory From Steve King and Steve Stockman

WorldNetDaily believes undocumented children will be used to provoke an uprising, but secret border control agent Steve “Calves the Size of Cantaloupes” King and Steve “If Babies Had Guns” Stockman have another theory. Republican congressmen Steve King and Steve Stockman … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

Something this brilliant could only emerge from the mind of Louie Gohmert. GOHMERT: “Well, the Founders gave us the power of the purse. It’s going to take a lot of courage to stand up to the president and say, ‘We’re … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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House GOP Can’t Decide What Their Lawsuit is About, What Won’t Be Thrown Out of Court

We know John Boehner hasn’t been able to specify what exactly they will sue President Obama for and apparently that’s because House GOP leadership can’t decide what has the best chance of not being thrown out of court. Committee staffers … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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House Republicans Go Full-On Stupid Over Missing Emails

As you’re probably aware by now, House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell “Witch Hunt” Issa has launched a full-blown inquisition into emails belonging to Lois Lerner which were lost during a computer crash that occurred two weeks before her office even … Continue reading
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Idiot of the Day

Steve Stockman is a sitting representative of the United States who, when he’s not busy arming babies with guns so they won’t be aborted, is drafting legislation that would allow Americans to dodge the IRS because the dog ate their … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Ahmed Abu Khattala has seemingly confirmed that the attack on the American embassy in Benghazi was motivated, at least in part, by an anti-Islamic video, but Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) is convinced that Hillary Clinton masterminded a conspiracy. That would … Continue reading
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Swing and a Miss

Remember the conservative white guy who changed his name so he would no longer be oppressed? Arizona congressional candidate Cesar Chavez, formerly known as Scott Fistler, has been kicked off the ballot. Judge John Rea ruled he could not appear … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

This afternoon the Obama administration announced the capture of Ahmed Abu Khattala, one of several men believed to have led the attack on the American embassy in Benghazi. That’s all well and good, but the brain trust at Fox News … Continue reading
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How to Drastically Reduce School Shootings in America

Just stop counting them. In a news report published Thursday, CNN amends its prior reporting that there were 74 school shootings since the Newtown Massacre — a number calculated by gun violence prevention group Everytown for Gun Safety — and … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

According to Alex Jones, an old Pentagon directive that allows the use of military force domestically under “extraordinary emergency circumstances” is proof that President Obama is planning to bomb the Tea Party. Jones, of course, read this to mean that … Continue reading
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John Boehner’s Latest Excuse For Himself

You know the routine Republican party line on immigration reform is that we can’t pass reform because we “can’t trust the president” to enforce the law. Republicans have previously cited the Department of Homeland Security’s re-prioritizing of deportations to protect … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Is President Obama planning to cancel the next presidential election so he can remain in power forever? Could be. On his “Washington Watch” radio program yesterday, Family Research Council President Tony Perkins read a letter from a listener, Todd, who … Continue reading
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Jeff Miller Believes Global Warming is a Killer… of Dinosaurs

During an interview with MSNBC host Richard Lui, Representative Jeff Miller (R-FL) said that he doesn’t believe humans are responsible for global warming because global warming killed the dinosaurs. Duh. Miller: It changes. It gets hot, it gets cold. It’s … Continue reading
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Outreach

Michigan Republicans have this whole outreach to women thing figured out. Their decoder rings told them that Glamour magazine is actually a Rosetta Stone for the female gender. @MIHouseGOP members Victory, Pettalia, and Glardon: “Don’t say we don’t understand women.” … Continue reading
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Rand Paul on Obamacare Idiocy: Me Too

Senator Mitch McConnell has found himself in the hot seat for suggesting that Kentucky’s healthcare exchange, known as Kynect, is somehow not directly tied to Obamacare and that they could repeal Obamacare without ending the exchange. Fellow Kentucky Senator Rand … Continue reading
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Outreach

Republicans in Colorado are apparently under the belief that women would have no interest in watching a gubernatorial debate without a demeaning gimmick. At the start of the “Women and Colorado’s Future” debate, the moderator explained that it would be … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Florida State Representative Charles Van Zant (R) regrets to inform you, but Common Core education is totally going to make your children super gay. Speaking at the “Operation Education Conference” in Orlando, Van Zant warned that officials implementing Common Core … Continue reading
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