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Scott Brown is Not a Scientist and He Has No Need for Scientists

While Senator Jeane Shaheen says we should “listen to the experts” on Ebola, her opponent Scott Brown insists that we don’t need no stinkin’ experts. Brown said part of the problem is that Obama has been providing inconsistent answers on … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Scott Brown Forgets He’s Not a State Senator From MA

Former Senator Scott Brown recently donated to his own campaign and the state of Massachusetts was listed as his employer. via Local ABC Affiliate WMUR [In] Brown’s latest campaign finance report, Brown is listed as donating $244 to his campaign … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Governor Rick Scott Doesn’t Know How Minimum Wage Works or Doesn’t Care, or Both

Does Florida Governor Rick Scott support having a minimum wage? “Sure” he says, but he has on idea how it does or should work. In a gubernatorial debate Tuesday night, Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) was asked whether he supports … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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LA. Senate Candidate Will Run Over Obamacare With His Truck, Or Something

Tea Party senate candidate Rob Maness (R-LA) has released an unintentionally hilarious campaign ad promising to run over Obamacare with his motorized penis extension. There’s also something about his truck being covered in mud that isn’t quite as funny. After … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Tom Cotton Continues to Make Shit Up

Republican Senate candidate Tom Cotton (R-AK), the man who says President Obama “hijacked” the farm bill and turned it into a “food stamp bill,” now says that ISIS has collaborated with Mexican drug cartels and they may be poised to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

Apparently you should consider voting for Renee Ellmers (R-NC) because she’ll save us from the “Obama-Aiken economy.” Americans are living in an “Obama-Aiken economy,” Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-NC) said in a confrontational debate on Monday night with her Democratic opponent … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rand Paul: US Troops Might Get Ebola Just Like The Poop Cruise

That is not a verbatim headline, but it’s close. Doctor Rand Paul told conservative radio host Laura Ingraham yesterday that he’s concerned US troops will get sick just like the poop ship that CNN dedicated an entire news cycle to. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Common Core Killer

Are children better off living under a drug war than learning Common Core? After a brief discussion about the cost of educating immigrant children, Fox News host Lisa Kennedy Montgomery posed the question. Montgomery: “It makes you wonder what’s worse: … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Tom Cotton is Just Making Shit Up, is a Confirmed Yokel

Remember the ridiculous ad produced the Tom Cotton campaign in which he accused the president of “hijacking” the farm bill to make it a “food stamp bill?” Virtually everyone under the sun recognized that it was a bullshit claim and … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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It Could Happen

Republicans in Delkab County, Alabama are warning local residents that if they reelect their Democratic sheriff, he may help President Obama suspend the 2016 election and usurp all power. In a letter mailed to local voters, a prominent party donor … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach With Fox News’ The Five

Pilots who took part in the United Arab Emirates’ airstrikes on ISIS this week were led by the nation’s first female pilot, Major Mariam Al Mansouri. That’s enough to make anyone giddy, but The Five hosts Eric Bolling and Greg … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Serious People for Serious Times

Conservatives aren’t merely freaky out over the “latte salute” as Tommy Christopher points out; they’re launching an entire campaign centered around it. If you provide the NRSC with all the details they need to send you fundraising pitches in the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Scott Brown is Very Confused

President Obama and Jeanne Shaheen have it all wrong according to Republican Senate candidate Scott Brown. Brown tells us the administration has targeted ISIS in the wrong location. Radical Islamic terrorists are threatening to cause the collapse of our country. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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All Roads (and Fence Jumpers) Lead to Benghazi

Fox News host Harris Faulker just couldn’t stop herself from linking the White House fence jumper to ‘another asset we didn’t protect.’ At 2:18 HARRIS: I couldn’t help but let my mind just flow to something else; another asset that … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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GOP Candidate Wouldn’t Hesitate to Fire Lasers at Mexico

This is real life. Mark Walker, the Republican nominee for North Carolina’s 6th Congressional District, is an unhinged ignoramus who is willing to fire our lasers(??) at Mexico to handle the drug cartel threat. “I will tell you if you … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

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Words Continue to Have No Meaning

Today in Fox News chyrons brought to you by Media Matters. During a segment of America’s Newsroom focused on “American ambivalence” and the president’s lack of action, Fox News inadvertently disclosed that the president has, in fact, taken action. It … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rand Paul Opposes a Thing That We Aren’t Doing

Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) has repeatedly demanded that the president seek congressional authorization for taking action in Syria, and now that President Obama is doing so, Rand is ready to give it, right? In an op-ed written for Time, Rand … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Some of the Dumbest Shit I’ve Ever Seen

This is Super Stupid. Fox News host Andrea Tantaros wants to know where President Obama is at on the Ray Rice domestic violence situation. “I wanna know, where is the President on this one?” Tantaros asked, after a brief throat-clearing … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rand Paul Loses Track of His Own Positions on National Security

Rand Paul’s dramatic reversal on national security and foreign policy in recent days and weeks is truly remarkable even for him. Rand has gone from attacking Hillary Clinton for being an interventionist and a warhawk, to becoming a interventionist and … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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