Tag Archives: Derp

Conspiracy Theory

Ahmed Abu Khattala has seemingly confirmed that the attack on the American embassy in Benghazi was motivated, at least in part, by an anti-Islamic video, but Senator Ron Johnson (R-WI) is convinced that Hillary Clinton masterminded a conspiracy. That would … Continue reading
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Swing and a Miss

Remember the conservative white guy who changed his name so he would no longer be oppressed? Arizona congressional candidate Cesar Chavez, formerly known as Scott Fistler, has been kicked off the ballot. Judge John Rea ruled he could not appear … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

This afternoon the Obama administration announced the capture of Ahmed Abu Khattala, one of several men believed to have led the attack on the American embassy in Benghazi. That’s all well and good, but the brain trust at Fox News … Continue reading
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Posted in Benghazi, Conspiracy Theory, The Media | Tagged , , | 18 Comments

How to Drastically Reduce School Shootings in America

Just stop counting them. In a news report published Thursday, CNN amends its prior reporting that there were 74 school shootings since the Newtown Massacre — a number calculated by gun violence prevention group Everytown for Gun Safety — and … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

According to Alex Jones, an old Pentagon directive that allows the use of military force domestically under “extraordinary emergency circumstances” is proof that President Obama is planning to bomb the Tea Party. Jones, of course, read this to mean that … Continue reading
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John Boehner’s Latest Excuse For Himself

You know the routine Republican party line on immigration reform is that we can’t pass reform because we “can’t trust the president” to enforce the law. Republicans have previously cited the Department of Homeland Security’s re-prioritizing of deportations to protect … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Is President Obama planning to cancel the next presidential election so he can remain in power forever? Could be. On his “Washington Watch” radio program yesterday, Family Research Council President Tony Perkins read a letter from a listener, Todd, who … Continue reading
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Jeff Miller Believes Global Warming is a Killer… of Dinosaurs

During an interview with MSNBC host Richard Lui, Representative Jeff Miller (R-FL) said that he doesn’t believe humans are responsible for global warming because global warming killed the dinosaurs. Duh. Miller: It changes. It gets hot, it gets cold. It’s … Continue reading
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Outreach

Michigan Republicans have this whole outreach to women thing figured out. Their decoder rings told them that Glamour magazine is actually a Rosetta Stone for the female gender. @MIHouseGOP members Victory, Pettalia, and Glardon: “Don’t say we don’t understand women.” … Continue reading
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Rand Paul on Obamacare Idiocy: Me Too

Senator Mitch McConnell has found himself in the hot seat for suggesting that Kentucky’s healthcare exchange, known as Kynect, is somehow not directly tied to Obamacare and that they could repeal Obamacare without ending the exchange. Fellow Kentucky Senator Rand … Continue reading
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Outreach

Republicans in Colorado are apparently under the belief that women would have no interest in watching a gubernatorial debate without a demeaning gimmick. At the start of the “Women and Colorado’s Future” debate, the moderator explained that it would be … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Florida State Representative Charles Van Zant (R) regrets to inform you, but Common Core education is totally going to make your children super gay. Speaking at the “Operation Education Conference” in Orlando, Van Zant warned that officials implementing Common Core … Continue reading
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Jindal: Fight to Repeal Obamacare is Like The Moon Landing

In an impassioned plea to his party to carry on the fight against Obamacare, Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal managed to make affordable healthcare abolitionists look even more stupid. “But even many conservative “thinkers” in Washington have given in to ObamaCare … Continue reading
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Self-Parody

Congressional candidate and Montana state Senator Matt Rosendale (R) really hates drones, but not as much as he hates speed limits. Not even 60 seconds into an interview on Tea Party Express’ podcast Monday, Rosendale began bemoaning Montana’s 75 mile … Continue reading
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Lunatic Quote of the Day

Boko Haram is a distraction from Benghazi! “Are we witnessing an Obama ‘Wag the Dog’ moment with Boko Haram in Nigeria? I say yes. Consider all the scandals facing the Obama administration, especially Benghazi and the Select Committee.” -Allen West … Continue reading
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Fox is Not News

This is unintentionally hilarious. Fox went to a local diner looking for average Joe, ordinary Real Americans outraged about an EPA employee looking at pornography but all they could find was a couple Fox employees. The diner is a place … Continue reading
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Super Stupid

Fox News contributor and resident Romulan Charles Krauthammer isn’t impressed by science. According to him, believing in climate change is just like believing in rain dancing. Also, the weatherman gets it wrong sometimes. via TPM “It’s always a result of … Continue reading
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Benghazi Derangement Syndrome

“Tomorrow, President Obama is going to do interviews with meteorologists all across the country about a new climate change report. … I hope they ask him about Benghazi. Like the weatherman from Montana should ask him about Benghazi, that would … Continue reading
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Outreach

via Media Matters To be fair, Fox managed to be sexist toward men during this segment as well. Co-host Clayton Morris said there’s a “biological, innate need” for men to be primary bread-winning cavemen. I guess they were balanced but … Continue reading
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It Was Obama in Benghazi With The Candlestick

The Three Stooges are demanding to know where President Obama was on the night of the Benghazi attack. Three Republican senators on Friday wrote to President Obama demanding he reveal where he was — if not in the Situation Room … Continue reading
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