Tag Archives: Derp

Louie Gohmert is Not a Legal Scholar or a Plumber

That goes without saying, but Gohmert has reasserted himself by arguing that federal judges are wrong on same-sex marriage because of physical mechanics. Gohmert was discussing recent rulings legalizing same-sex marriage when he summed up the decisions of judges as … Continue reading
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Posted in Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , | 8 Comments

ACORN is Dead, Jim

On one hand this is genuinely hilarious for all the wrong reasons, and on the other hand it’s depressing for all the right reasons. The omnibus spending bill unveiled last night by Senator Patty Murray (D-WA) and Representative Paul Ryan … Continue reading
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Posted in Congress, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , | 11 Comments

Super Stupid

Colorado State Senator Vicki Marble (R) is at it again. The lawmaker who said that poverty is higher among minorities because of poor genetics, fried chicken, and porno, among other things, believes that people are using food stamps to buy … Continue reading
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Posted in Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , , | 13 Comments

Important Business

While the adults are considering other matters of relative importance, Representatives Jeff Duncan and Ted Poe are focused on what’s truly paramount; bringing back incandescent light bulbs. Duncan’s bill, H.R. 3818, would repeal the entire section of the 2007 ban … Continue reading
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Posted in Energy, Super Stupid | Tagged , , | 11 Comments

What’s Next?

Artist – Bob Englehart In fact, Newt Gingrich is an imbecile. The GOP can’t decide if climate change exists, or if it does exist and is no big deal. Some imbeciles, such as Maine Governor Paul LePage, believe climate change … Continue reading
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Posted in Open Thread, Rand Paul | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment

Quote of the Day

Dennis Rodman says North Korea is “not that bad.” Dennis Rodman is deeply stupid. — Anderson Cooper (@andersoncooper) January 6, 2014 Continue reading
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There Will Be No Beheadings at the Death Panel

On one hand, this is an indictment of what the fact-checking industry has become, and on the other hand it’s further evidence that America is the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave Stupid. This is an obvious … Continue reading
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Posted in Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

Whoops! Voter Fraud Poll Finds It Isn’t a Big Deal

Larry Klayman’s Judicial Watch (yes, that Larry Klayman, the one that wants to overthrow the government) and Breitbart.com sponsored a poll on voter fraud and found that very few people view it as a “major problem.” Just 36 percent indicated … Continue reading
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Posted in Poll, Voter Suppression | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments

The Stupid as Possible Party

I believe Steve Stockman missed his calling card as a toon-town extra in Roger Rabbit. Fund Obamacare? Whose side are you on? https://t.co/SPbe20LS1A #tcot #teaparty #gop #txsen #DuckDynasty #PajamaBoy pic.twitter.com/b4XCtyD3Xv — Rep. Steve Stockman (@StockmanSenate) December 20, 2013 Whose side … Continue reading
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Posted in Steve Stockman, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , | 2 Comments

Change of Plans: Let’s Be as Stupid as Possible

Good job On Friday, GOP congressional candidate Ian Bayne went all in, comparing Robertson to civil rights icon Rosa Parks. “In December 1955, Rosa Parks took a stand against an unjust societal persecution of black people, and in December 2013, … Continue reading
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Posted in Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , , | 25 Comments

What Could Go Wrong?

Six months after it was originally proposed, a judge ruled today that the town of Deer Trail, Colorado can vote on drone-hunting permits. A judge ruled Tuesday that a petition drive to put a proposal to issue drone-hunting permits to … Continue reading
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Posted in Drones, Super Stupid | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

Is Greed Still Good?

Artist – Adam Zyglis According to Senator Mike Johanns (R-NE), Republican obstruction is vital to the survival of America because if there was no obstruction we would still have slavery. Blocking Patricia Millett’s confirmation is just like blocking slavery. Or … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Wake up, seniors. The Obama administration is using your participation in Medicare to track your guns. At least that’s what NRA President Jim Porter tells us. On the December 4 edition of the NRA News show Cam & Company, Porter … Continue reading
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Posted in Conspiracy Theory, Guns | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

Your Privilege is Showing

Senator Rand Paul did manage to sign up for a new insurance policy, so obviously Obamacare isn’t the complete failure he alleges it to be, but it took too long. “I’ve been in a bad mood ever since,” Paul told … Continue reading
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Posted in Healthcare, Rand Paul | Tagged , | 12 Comments

Moving the Vatican Embassy is a “Slap in the Face” Because Obamacare. Or Something.

I’m still trying to wrap my head around how two seemingly unrelated items suddenly become related because Obama’s Fault™. Rep. Michael Grimm (R-N.Y.), a Catholic, called it a “slap in the face” to America’s 78 million Catholics — particularly in … Continue reading
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[Updated] Halperin Trolls for Book Sales With Death Panel Lie

Sales of Mark Halperin’s horribly-titled book Double Down: Game Change must not be as high as he wishes they were. That’s the only reason I can come up with for why he would say something this certifiably stupid. via TPM … Continue reading
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Posted in Mark Halperin, The Media | Tagged , , | 11 Comments

Outreach

If this doesn’t make you laugh you may need to check your funny bone. Rand Paul has been selected to headline a kickoff event in December for African American outreach. The Michigan Republican Party will launch its new African American … Continue reading
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Posted in Epic Fail, Rand Paul | Tagged , , , | 7 Comments

Dick Morris Writes Dumbest Column You’ll Read All Week

The good news is we can all live with the comfort of knowing that Obamacare is safe and sound now that legendary prognosicator Dick “Romney Landslide” Morris has pronounced it dead. This column, which Dick Morris wrote for The Hill, … Continue reading
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Posted in Super Stupid | Tagged , , | 11 Comments

Keeping Up With The Gohmert

What has The Gohmert been up to lately? Apparently he’s back to sniffing glue. Did President Obama create a security security force that obeys his commands when he signed Obamacare into law? Of course not, but Representative Gohmert Pyle is … Continue reading
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Posted in Conspiracy Theory, Wingnuts | Tagged , , | 16 Comments

Rand Paul: Sure, I’m a Plagiarist But Liberal Media!

If Rand Paul was your journalism teacher — a hysterical prospect — he would give you a failing grade for being critical of him or his party. That doesn’t sound like Liberty(!) to me. “I’m being criticized for not having … Continue reading
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Posted in Ethics, Rand Paul | Tagged , | 14 Comments