Tag Archives: Epic Fail

Optics Fail

Posted on March 16, 2012 at 2:45 pm by JM Ashby

Remember Mitt Romney’s $12 million beachfront home he chose to demolish in favor of building a larger home in the exact same spot? Turns out the basement of this new home is bigger than the $12 million home he is … Continue reading →

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Doof Quote of the Day

Posted on March 13, 2012 at 4:30 pm by JM Ashby

“I’ve got a lot of good friends — the owner of the Miami Dolphins and the New York Jets — both owners are friends of mine.” -Mitt Romney on local Alabama radio Some of my friends own NASCAR teams. The … Continue reading →

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Wealthy White Man Can’t Vote, Investigation Ensues

Posted on March 7, 2012 at 6:45 pm by JM Ashby

There’s an Onion story in here somewhere just waiting to be written. via The Tennesseean Former U.S. Rep. Lincoln Davis said he and his wife Lynda were denied the right to vote Tuesday in his Fentress County hometown. “We walked … Continue reading →

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The Renewable Resource We’ve Been Looking For!

Posted on February 24, 2012 at 5:45 pm by JM Ashby

The Republican congressional candidate running for former Representative Gabrielle Giffords’ seat in Arizona, Jesse Kelly, has discovered the renewable resource we’ve all been looking for — Oil! KELLY: I do find it laughable when they talk about the energy crisis, … Continue reading →

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Never-Ending Derp in Maine

Posted on February 18, 2012 at 3:00 pm by JM Ashby

By now it’s been thoroughly established that the Maine Republican caucus, and the caucus environment in general, is a clusterfuck, but this particular bit of information is far too ridiculous to ignore. “We have worked diligently to contact town chairmen … Continue reading →

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A Lesson in Bad Optics

Posted on February 16, 2012 at 4:45 pm by JM Ashby

From the Derpartment of “you can’t make this shit up.” Mitt Romney had no public events on his schedule yesterday which left the traveling press flummoxed. But like a good press corps scorned, they found out where Romney was hiding. … Continue reading →

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Courtesy of the Liberal Media

Posted on February 16, 2012 at 3:25 pm by JM Ashby

Can you spot the problem with this image? That’s not a union flag. It’s the Wisconsin state flag. Wisconsin became a member of the union in 1848. Nice scoop, Politico! Google caches only last for so long hence the screencapture. … Continue reading →

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Moment of Derp

Posted on February 9, 2012 at 2:00 pm by JM Ashby

So I got this green bag right here. And I filled it up with the black market light bulbs. And I brought them back to my office here in the Capitol. Whenever I need to put a bulb in the … Continue reading →

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A Staggering Drop in Support for Mitt Romney

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 2:45 pm by JM Ashby

There were early signs that Mitt Romney would lose the Minnesota and Missouri primaries last night, but I don’t think anyone would have predicted he wouldn’t win a single county in either state. You can view the Minnesota results here. … Continue reading →

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WTF Tom Coburn?

Posted on February 2, 2012 at 5:30 pm by JM Ashby

No, really. What in the fuck is this? Sen. Tom Coburn is blocking legislation that would provide $20 million a year in federal funding for the National September 11 Memorial & Museum at ground zero, demanding that co-sponsors of the … Continue reading →

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