Tag Archives: Food

Horse Meat Isn’t So Bad. Comparatively.

Posted on February 2, 2013 at 8:39 am by Bob Cesca

They found traces of horse meat in the beef that’s supplied to Burger King stores in the UK. And you know what? The horse meat isn’t anywhere near the worst thing about eating a Burger King sandwich. Until a couple … Continue reading →

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Wendy’s Franchise Cuts Hours Because of Obamacare

Posted on January 8, 2013 at 9:45 am by Bob Cesca

A shitty job just got shittier. The owner of a Wendy’s store in Omaha, Nebraska clearly hasn’t read the news because every business that’s tried this has been yanked back by public outrage and boycotts. The company has announced that … Continue reading →

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Your McRib Has A Lot of Weird Crap In It

Posted on December 13, 2012 at 8:26 am by Bob Cesca

The McRib is back on the McDonald’s menu again. And it’s soooo good for you: These components are in small enough quantities to be innocuous. But it’s still a little disconcerting to know that, for example, azodicarbonamide, a flour-bleaching agent … Continue reading →

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Eat Less Beef

Posted on December 11, 2012 at 7:27 am by Bob Cesca

My Tuesday column explains how to win a free car (sort of)… Today I’m going to teach you how you can get a free Prius, and you barely have to do anything to get it. Until recently, I owned a … Continue reading →

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Close Call

Posted on November 20, 2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – David Fitzsimmons In other news, following a string of embarrassments and customer backlash, Denny’s CEO John Miller forced franchisee John Metz to apologize for his comments about Obamacare. Metz previously claimed customers could tip their server less money … Continue reading →

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Delicious Month-Old Caviar and Expired Yogurt.

Posted on November 19, 2012 at 3:30 pm by JM Ashby

I promised I wouldn’t mention Donald Trump again after the election, but for the purposes of pointing fingers and laughing at him, I’m making an exception. Trump’s signature steakhouse in Las Vegas was recently paid a visit by the Southern … Continue reading →

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‘You’re Not Asking Me About Twinkies’

Posted on November 16, 2012 at 6:30 pm by JM Ashby

If Cory Booker decides to run against Chris Christie I would absolutely support his candidacy, but there’s no denying it will be a tough battle.

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2 Million Free Pizzas

Posted on November 12, 2012 at 2:30 pm by JM Ashby

If you’re someone who has ever ordered from Papa John’s Pizza you’re probably familiar with the frequency at which they bombard your email inbox with advertisements for cheap pizza, buy-one-get-one-free offers, and flash promotional deals that severely undercut the competition’s … Continue reading →

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Starved by the Bell

Posted on September 28, 2012 at 6:50 pm by JM Ashby

Jon Stewart clowns Eric Bolling and Fox News over school lunch nutrition guideline outrage. “Because freedom!” In case you weren’t aware, Eric Bolling is an idiot. And you can’t use food stamps at McDonalds or any other restaurant for that … Continue reading →

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There Will Be No Pizza!

Posted on August 27, 2012 at 5:00 pm by JM Ashby

According to Herman Cain, if president Obama wins a second term, there will be no more pizza for anyone! From his interview with Time Q: Is it worse to imagine a world without pizza or one in which Obama gets … Continue reading →

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