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Fox Host: We Invaded Iraq to “Save the Planet” From Poverty. What?

Responding to criticism of the film American Sniper, Fox Business host Charles Payne said we invaded Iraq to save the planet from poverty. PAYNE: Look at the death toll that we had protecting people in a different country, because that’s … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Bobby Jindal Keeps Talking

I don’t know what the end-game is for Bobby Jindal’s intense display of hysteria. I don’t believe he’s running for president, so what’s his game? Why is he on this campaign? It’s well established that there is no such thing … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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The Blind Leading The Blind

The Fox News lie about “no-go zones” where Sharia Law has been imposed and Muslims have full authority has spread like a wildfire throughout the world of right wing infotainment and now the blind are leading the blind. Conservatives are … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Paris Will Sue Fox News

The mayor of Paris, Anne Hidalgo, told CNN today that the city will sue Fox News over the “no-go zone” lie. BREAKING: Paris is going to sue @FoxNews after image of Paris was “insulted” and “prejudiced,” Mayor @Anne_Hidalgo tells me. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Bobby Jindal Didn’t Get the Memo on Muslim “No-Go Zones”

The idea that entire regions in the UK have become “no-go zones” because they’ve been overrun by Muslims is such a terrible lie that Fox News actually apologized for spreading it, but Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal didn’t get that memo. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Lesson Learned

Artist – Kevin Siers In other news, Former CIA operative Wayne Simmons warned Fox News host Neil Cavuto today that there are “19 paramilitary Muslim training facilities” in the U.S. where they’re training to kill us all. Cool story, bro. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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“This Guy’s Clearly a Complete Idiot.”

British Prime Minister David Cameron brings us the Quote of the Day. “When I heard this, frankly, I choked on my porridge and I thought it must be April Fool’s Day. This guy’s clearly a complete idiot.” -David Cameron on … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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That Doesn’t Mean What You Think it Means

Fox News host Lisa Kennedy Montgomery is upset that publicly traded companies may be required to disclose how much more their CEOs are being paid in relation to average employees. The term Kennedy uses to describe this is all sorts … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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They’re Coming After Your Sprinkles!

Were you planning to make Christmas cookies with your children next year? Well too bad, that darn Obama is coming for your cookies. Christmas is behind us, but the war on next Christmas has only just begun. via TPM “If … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Pundits Defend America

Stephen Colbert gauges reactions to the torture report beginning with Eric Bolling and “amateur historian and brown-haired guy who’s not Steve Doocy or an historian” Brian Kilmeade. I’m with Wolf Blitzer on this one. As journalists it is our sacred … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Fox News Host on Torture Report: “We Are Awesome”

Fox News host Andrew Tantaros has figured out why the CIA torture report was released today. It’s because the Obama administration doesn’t believe America is awesome. The United States of America is awesome. We are awesome. But we’ve had this … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Won’t Someone Think of the Tree Lighting Ceremony?

Fox News host Gretchen Carlson is very concerned that the grand jury’s decision not to indict the police officer who killed Eric Garner with a chokehold will disrupt the tree lighting ceremony. I shit you not. At 0:43 CARLSON: “I … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Instigate

In one of Jon Stewart’s best segments in recent memory, he pans Fox News coverage of protests in Ferguson and around the country. Ferguson, Missouri is not Selma, Alabama. Of course if Fox had been around for Selma, Alabama, the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Not So Much

Artist – Tim Eagan In other news, the largest food bank in the US, the Food Bank For New York City (FBFNYC), is running out of food because of budget cuts. It’s worth noting that House Republicans said the cuts … Continue reading

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Clear Message

Artist – Tim Eagan In other news, former Senator Scott Brown is getting back in the saddle at Fox News after losing the election. Again. Meanwhile, President Obama will address the nation tonight at 8 p.m. ET regarding the action … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Blockade

Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, a religious group in Mississippi is pushing for a state constitutional amendment to declare Christianity the official state religion. Who needs Shariah law when you have Christian law? Meanwhile, Fox News is absolutely … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Let’s Hear it for “Older White Guys”

Virtually every day in America is “older white guy appreciation day,” but let’s let Tucker Carlson cook. Responding to talk that young Republicans have made contributions to GOP campaigns, Carlson beamed that old white guys have done a lot for … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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No Brainer

In other news, it’s Friday and it’s Halloween and I got nothin’. Go have a coke and a smile and have a good weekend. Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Bill O’Reilly Wants to Arrest the Nurse Who Tested Negative for Ebola

Bill O’Reilly said on his show last night that nurse Kaci Hickox should be arrested for refusing to quarantine herself. But she won’t be arrested, Bill lamented, because “the feds have no Ebola policy at all.” Or maybe it’s because … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Quarantine

Artist – Clay Bennett In other news, the conservative columnist and former Reagan aide who said the south should secede and form an anti-gay nation called “Reagan” has been fired from the Tampa Tribune. Meanwhile, Americans continue to be very, … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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