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Fox News Channel Host Wishes Vladimir Putin Could Be “Head of the United States”

Fox News Channel’s long-distance relationship with Vladimir Putin appears to be heating up again. For the longest time, Fox News hosts throughout the broadcast day were crushing badly for Pooty-Poot and his hairless man-rack. But when protests in Ukraine disintegrated … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Unarmed While Black

The so-called liberal media is at it again, referring to an unarmed teen as an “unarmed teen.” And referring to a teenager who is unarmed as “unarmed” is reverse racism. Or something. via Media Matters A Fox News segment asked … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Why Do They Keep Talking About Impeachment?

Why do Democrats Republicans keep talking about impeachment? Fox News’ resident legal expert, birther, and conspiracy theorist Judge Andrew Napolitano has come to his senses and declared that it’s time to impeach the president. [On] Thursday, when asked by Fox … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Obama’s Fault

U.S. Army Major General Harold Greene was killed by an Afghan soldier this week in an attack that apparently wasn’t directly targeted at him, and you wouldn’t know it but this was actually somehow Obama’s fault according to Fucks & … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach

Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade just can’t wrap his head around the idea that you can dial 911 for emergency assistance even if you’re an undocumented brown person. via Media Matters On July 23, Fox & Friends centered a … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Wives Should Pour Their Husbands Drinks, Date Rape is Actually “Mistake Sex”

I’m sure you can imagine how the above Fox & Friends segment screencaptured by ThinkProgress transpired. During this “sage advice” segment, women were advised that they need to stop referring to rape as rape just because those darn feminists tell … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Economy Adds 288,000 Jobs, Unemployment Falls, Fox Business Host Derps

To the dismay of House Republicans, the economy continues to improve without them or in spite of them. The ADP Research Institute announced yesterday that 285,000 jobs were added to the economy during the month of June, but the Labor … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Stephen Colbert’s Batshit Serious

Stephen Colbert has been given another excuse to talk about “Keith Ablowme” and Global Marijuana Mind Control. He doesn’t want to be a conspiracy theory guy but does that sound like perhaps but why is that? And marijuana is clearly … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Fox News contributor and supposed psychiatrist Keith Ablow is concerned that the World Cup is a secret Obama plot to distract us from, I don’t know, the fact that Fox News employs raving idiots like himself. At 0:52 ABLOW: “I’m … Continue reading
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No News Like Bad News

Artist – David Horsey In other news, House Oversight Chairman Darrell Issa has a new scheme; he wants to trawl through the archives and garbage bins to find some dusty old hard drives that may or may not contain a … Continue reading
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Fox News Turns to Football’s Terry Bradshaw for Expert Analysis on Benghazi

There are three levels of difficulty when it comes to covering Fox News Channel. Admittedly, the easiest job in the world is writing about Fox News Channel and its ongoing self-beclowning. Watching Fox News Channel, on the other hand, is … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

This afternoon the Obama administration announced the capture of Ahmed Abu Khattala, one of several men believed to have led the attack on the American embassy in Benghazi. That’s all well and good, but the brain trust at Fox News … Continue reading
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Credibility Problem

The new line at Fox News is that Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl became a loyal Jihadist during his time in enemy captivity, but the reports their story is based on have a very familiar credibility problem that has reared its head … Continue reading
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Outreach

Meet the latest Fox News Contributor, a man who formed an anti-Hillary Clinton PAC whose acronym reads as “CUNT” complete with bold letters to ensure that you get the point. via Media Matters [Roger] Stone is a “professional dirty trickster” … Continue reading
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Bergdhazi

Is Sgt. Bowe Bergdhal, his release from enemy captivity, or the five prisoners released from Guantanamo Bay in exchange for him responsible for the 2012 attack on the American embassy in Benghazi? No, but Fox News would like you to … Continue reading
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Shorter Fox News: Obama is a Terrorist Sympathizer

Why would President Obama exchange five prisoners held at Guantanamo Bay, who were going to be released anyway, for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl? Fox & Friends has the answer. Fox News regular Keith Ablow speculated on Wednesday morning that President Obama … Continue reading
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Feeling Better Already

Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Indiana Governor Mike Pence (R) says that preventing prison rape is far too costly and that his state will not comply with federal anti-rape guidelines. Some consider Mike Pence to be a presidential … Continue reading
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Fox & Friends Hosts Are Ghouls

Here’s Fox & Friends host Brian Kilmeade saying that Bowe Bergdahl’s father ‘looks like the Taliban’ because he grew a beard. At 2:24 KILMEADE: “He says he was growing his beard because his son was in captivity. Well, your son’s … Continue reading
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Just What We Need: More Faux News

Newsmax, which is more or less a more refined version of Fox Nation, is headed for television. And apparently Newsmax seeks to capture the “disenfranchised Baby Boomer” demographic. The conservative website announced in a statement that Newsmax TV inked a … Continue reading
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Where’s The Health Certificate?

Hillary Clinton could make this all go away if she simply showed us her birth certificate medical records, wouldn’t you say? “Hillary has done herself a disservice,” [former Bush staffer Brad Blakeman] said. “When she suffered this illness she was … Continue reading
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