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Worst Person in the World

Here’s Glenn Beck discussing women in combat on his internet TV show: “This is the dumbest idea I ever heard. Women now fight on the front lines? Democrats are hailing the move as another giant leap forward for equality. Progress, … Continue reading

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Return to Freedom

With a cameo appearance of Herman Cain.

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Here Comes the Skeet Shooting Truthers

My Wednesday column: Way back in mid-August of 2006, President Bush was dealing with two ground wars; crises in Israel and Lebanon; a midterm election; a housing market on the verge of collapse; the forthcoming hurricane season (Katrina was just … Continue reading

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Rand Paul is an Unhinged Yokel

Straight from the Glenn Beck School of Wizardry, here’s libertarian boy-wonder Rand Paul asking Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for details on a secret CIA operation that doesn’t exist during a nationally-televised, public hearing. via ThinkProgress It’s been in news … Continue reading

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Welcome to Glenn Beck’s Grifter Theme Park

My Monday column begins like so: This is what happens when one very delusional, very opportunistic grifter makes more money than he knows what to do with thanks to easily-tricked disciples who willingly endorse his madness. Yes, Glenn Beck is … Continue reading

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What Should We Name Glenn Beck’s Randian Theme Park?

Glenn Back has announced the creation of a libertarian Disney Land where the world’s worst persons can gather and share their terrible ideas with each other, but we’re not sure what to call it. On his program last night, Beck … Continue reading

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When Glenn Beck Thinks You’re a Psychopath…

Cue animated GIF of Colbert eating popcorn. Here’s Beck and his morning zoo crew ripping the hell out of Alex Jones: Your browser does not support iframes. Beck is still one of the biggest phonies in the business, but he … Continue reading

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Now that Dick Armey has successfully secured a golden parachute that should last him for the rest of his life following his attempted armed coup of FreedomWorks, he’s dishing the dirt to former arch-enemy Media Matters. Former FreedomWorks chairman Dick … Continue reading

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Bachmann Goes Full Bachmann

Not only is she indicting Clinton aide Huma Abedin as a terrorist conspirator, but she’s also going after Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Evildoer) — with Glenn Beck’s help no less. BECK: Okay. So when you wrote this letter, then Keith Ellison … Continue reading

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The Jihad Against John Roberts

Glenn Beck and the conservative movement are driving their biggest ally away. It’s hilarious. Yes, it’s possible that Roberts’ decision had something to do with the strident partisanship of the other four conservative justices. And if Roberts increasingly doubts the … Continue reading

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Coming Soon from Ben & Jerry's…

…Glenn Beck’s Finger of God! Seriously, here’s Beck in full televangelist mode discussing how he’s evidently seen “the finger of God.” Based on Beck’s noticeably puffier face, if Ben & Jerry’s made that flavor, Beck would eat all of it.

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Glenn Beck is Profiting on Public Airwaves

Yeah, Glenn Beck is off Fox News Channel but his reach is larger than ever. And he’s using publicly owned airwaves to build his empire of lies and googly-eyed conspiracy theories. Beck renewed his radio deal with Premiere Networks, a … Continue reading

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Worst Persons in the World

The Daily Caller released a series of Trayvon Martin’s tweets yesterday, and once again the far-right is attacking and attempting to discredit an innocent child — and this time, the child happens to be dead. So classy, these people. Limbaugh … Continue reading

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Paul Ryan is Totally Unserious

Paul Krugman asks: So actually two questions: are people finally willing to concede that Ryan is not now and has never been remotely serious? And — I know this is probably far too much to ask — are they going … Continue reading

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The Glenn Beck Empire Is Stronger Than Ever

This will make you throw up a little. Even though he lost his Fox News show, Beck is prospering — thanks to his gullible audience who doesn’t understand he’s just a morning zoo deejay playing a character. Viewers pay a … Continue reading

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Right-Wing Scammers Caught

Almost every popular right-wing radio talker, and especially Glenn Beck, attached their names to Goldline. And it turns out, Goldline has been scamming gullible listeners. Conservative talker-endorsed precious metal retailer Goldline International agreed to a court order this week to … Continue reading

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Quote of the Day

“And I issued a challenge to Tea Party members. … [Gingrich] is a progressive. … If you have a big government progressive, or a big government progressive in Obama, one in Newt Gingrich, one in Obama, ask yourself this, Tea … Continue reading

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Orwellian Prediction of the Day

Glenn Beck thinks “the violent left is coming to our streets” “to smash, to tear down, to kill, to bankrupt, to destroy.” And the racist, anti-woman gun-toting militia-and-secession supporting crowd — you know, meek pacifists all of them — dropped … Continue reading

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Anti-Choice Wackaloons Target Children

The irony is only exceeded by the awfulness. Weird how a group that’s so totally pro-child would actually terrorize… a child. Antiabortion activists who have sought for months to shut down a Germantown clinic picketed its landlord outside a Montgomery … Continue reading

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The Far-right is Attacking Cartoons Again

Glenn Beck thinks the new multiracial Spider-Man is a conspiracy by the First Lady. And Fox News Channel thinks SpongeBob SquarePants is spreading global warming propaganda. Shh! Don’t tell them that Scooby and Shaggy were stoned all the time.

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