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Fox Facts

Posted on April 26, 2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, President Obama received over 150,000 more votes in Tuesday’s Pennsylvania primary than Mitt Romney did, and Mitt Romney lost 40% of the vote to a group of non-candidates. Meanwhile, only 3 percent of … Continue reading →

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Romney Fever is Not Contagious

Posted on April 19, 2012 at 2:25 pm by JM Ashby

The enthusiasm is electrifying! Senator Marco Rubio says that he would not accept the vice presidential nomination even if Mitt Romney personally asked him. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), one of the most buzzed-about potential running mates for Mitt Romney, says … Continue reading →

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Santorum Drops Out

Posted on April 10, 2012 at 2:25 pm by JM Ashby

Rick Santorum has reportedly called Mitt Romney to concede, clearing the way for a Romney nomination. Rick Santorum called Mitt Romney Tuesday to say he is ending his presidential campaign, Yahoo News has learned. Santorum is scheduled to make an … Continue reading →

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Ann Romney Said What?

Posted on April 2, 2012 at 7:30 pm by JM Ashby

What is this I don’t even… “We better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out.” -Ann Romney speaking in Green Bay Wisconsin The “real” Mitt Romney. Would that be the Romney who ran for governor? Because he was … Continue reading →

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Mitt Romney Keeps Lying

Posted on April 2, 2012 at 5:40 pm by JM Ashby

Mitt Romney is not only lying more often as the primary draws to close, he’s also telling bigger lies. “We know that under Barack Obama, 800,000 jobs have been lost,” said Romney, a candidate in the Wisconsin presidential primary on … Continue reading →

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Meh Romney

Posted on March 29, 2012 at 3:30 pm by JM Ashby

Speaking of Romney problems… Florida Senator Marco Rubio endorsed Mitt Romney for president yesterday, but you wouldn’t know it if you were listening to him today wherein he said this. “There are a lot of other people out there that … Continue reading →

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The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Posted on March 28, 2012 at 7:00 pm by JM Ashby

No, it’s not the Jelly of the Month Club. It’s Mitt Romney. Romney hosted a telephone town-hall for Wisconsin, from Texas, today and during the conference call he shared a “humorous” anecdote which, coincidentally, was only humorous to him. “One … Continue reading →

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One-Word Reactions

Posted on March 25, 2012 at 3:15 pm by JM Ashby

Expanding on Bob’s earlier post on one-word reactions to Mitt Romney, here’s the full chart of one-word reactions to each Republican candidate. Newt Gingrich: Old, No, Idiot, Untrustworthy This is magnificent.

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This Can’t Be Real, Can It?

Posted on March 25, 2012 at 1:45 pm by JM Ashby

“I keep waiting for Mitt to say, ‘Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?’” -Rick Perry at the annual Gridiron Club dinner I keep telling myself this can’t be real, but apparently it is.

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The Voters

Posted on March 24, 2012 at 6:30 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Joe Heller You can view the results of the Louisiana Republican primary here. Last minute polling showed Rick Santorum with a large lead, but anything can happen.

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