Tag Archives: Gun Culture

What Could Go Wrong?

A former police officer and convicted rapist who tried to rape a women with his pistol has had his rights to own a gun restored by an appeals court in Georgia. The full details of the assault he was convicted … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Back to School: Don’t Mind The Long Rifles

I have no idea what could justify a K-12 school police force carrying long rifles, but apparently officers will be packing in Compton, California as children head back to school. “This is our objective — save lives, bottom line,” Compton … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Constructive Activity

Artist – Phil Hands In other news, Rep. Lee Terry (R-NE) is apparently very upset because Congress hasn’t received a cost of living adjustment since 2008. Because it’s hard out here living off only $174,000 per year. Congress voted to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Running With Scissors

Here’s a great idea: let’s open the doorway to selling alcohol at gun shows. From the Associated Press: AUSTIN, Texas (AP) — Texas could start allowing alcohol sales at gun shows provided they don’t allow live ammunition or let buyers … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Colbert on Open-Carry Bedtime Stories

Colbert updates us on gun culture and the new children’s book “My Parents Open-Carry.” That might seem like a lot of detail for a children’s book but, remember, a detailed description is important for the police report. “My Parents Open-Carry” … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Self-Parody

Today NRA News tells us that blind people with guns aren’t as big of a threat as you think they are because pseudo-science says they may actually see better than you do. I’m barely paraphrasing. Every law-abiding, blind individual should … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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What Could Go Wrong?

A new law taking effect in Kentucky this week aims to reduce domestic violence by putting guns in the hands of even more people. via Mother Jones The new Kentucky law, which passed with overwhelming bipartisan support, doesn’t stop abusers … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Gun Nuts March to Take Their Country Back From Brown Children

Over 50 open carry activists and other assorted wingnuts marched through Vassar, Michigan to protest the possibility that undocumented children may be housed at a nearby human services facility reports Michigan Live. That’s right. No children have actually arrived there … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Photo of the Day

Here’s Texas Governor Rick Perry with Fox News host Sean Hannity cosplaying as border patrol agents and posing with a machine gun as they patrol the southern border between Texas and Mexico, dutifully watching for the small, undocumented children who … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Arms Race

Public colleges in Idaho had no plans to arm their campus police force, but now they have no choice. Idaho public colleges did not previously arm their campus officers. But Idaho State University director of public safety Steve Chatterton said … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Eat Your Vegetables

Artist – Rob Rogers Who would Jesus arm? Pastor-bro Douche Mooneyham says you have no excuse to have missed his AR-15 raffle if you’re a “big boy” with “big balls.” Murder is just part of our life he says. Meanwhile, … Continue reading
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True Religion

Artist – David Horsey In other news, President Obama has announced the creation of the world’s largest ocean preserve. Meanwhile, House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell Issa is not quite done fucking that chicken. Issa is now investigating whether the IRS … Continue reading
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The New Normal

Artist – Clay Bennett In other news, it appears that Eric Cantor’s successfully primary opponent David Brat lied in the biographical section of his campaign website. His website says he attended “Princeton,” but Princeton University has no record of him. … Continue reading
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Dysfunction

Artist – Chan Lowe In other news, the Las Vegas terrorists Jerad and Amanda Miller reportedly had plans to occupy a courthouse and execute public officials according to the Las Vegas Review Journal. Meanwhile, World Net Daily has apparently discovered … Continue reading
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Keep Gun and Carry On

It’s the “gunfight at the Golden Corral” on The Daily Show. The point is, working the overnight at 7-11 isn’t already fucked up enough that, somewhere between emptying out whatever it is that coagulates under the rolling hot dog tray … Continue reading
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NRA Apologizes for Upsetting Psychotic Manchildren

The National Rifle Association briefly sided against the psychotic members of Open Carry Texas who carried their long rifles into Chili’s, Sonic, and Chipotle, but now the organization has reversed its position; taking your AK47 or AR15 to dinner is … Continue reading
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“Disgusting and Disrespectful” Indeed

Open Carry Texas has decided that the National Rifle Association is too cute and cuddly for them. In response to the NRA’s statement on Friday criticizing Texas activists’ recent tactics, members of the pro-gun group Open Carry Texas have been … Continue reading
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The Diabolical Liberal Media’s One Weird Trick To Make You Think About Guns

According to the National Rifle Association, describing a shooting as a “shooting” is some kind of nefarious media plot to trick you into thinking of a shooting as a “shooting.” via Media Matters Without mentioning the Isla Vista killings by … Continue reading
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‘Guns are for Hunting Politicians’ Says Micro-Phallused Plumber

I’m old enough to remember when the party line was that guns are for hunting and protecting your family against home invasions. According to Joe the Fraudulent Plumber, guns are for killing politicians. “Guns are mostly for hunting down politicians … Continue reading
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This Was No Accident

Joni Ernst, the Iowa congressional candidate who spends her time slaughtering hogs when she’s not ‘unloading’ on Obamacare, is sorry about Elliot Rogers’ “accident” in California but lets not get distracted from the real problem: Obamacare. “This unfortunate accident happened … Continue reading
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