Tag Archives: Herman Cain

Flashback: I Am America

Posted on November 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm by JM Ashby

As ugly as the last two months of the 2012 campaign was, it’s easy to forget just how hilarious the journey along the way was. This is a classic moment. Yes, I know it’s hard to remember, but Herman Cain … Continue reading →

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Romney Fever is Spreading

Posted on September 21, 2012 at 4:30 pm by JM Ashby

It’s spreading to Governor Scott Walker. “I thought (picking Ryan) was a signal that this guy (Romney) was getting serious, he’s getting bold, it’s not necessarily even a frustration over the way Paul Ryan’s been used but rather in the … Continue reading →

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There Will Be No Pizza!

Posted on August 27, 2012 at 5:00 pm by JM Ashby

According to Herman Cain, if president Obama wins a second term, there will be no more pizza for anyone! From his interview with Time Q: Is it worse to imagine a world without pizza or one in which Obama gets … Continue reading →

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The Herman Cain TV Teaser Trailer

Posted on July 3, 2012 at 11:17 am by Bob Cesca

As you watch this cavalcade of nonsense, remember that Herman Cain was, for a period of time, this close to being the Republican nominee. The tag line? “We Are Not Stupid.” I’m not kidding. At the end, Cain blurts out, … Continue reading →

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Here Comes Herman Cain's "Army of Davids"

Posted on April 17, 2012 at 7:03 am by Bob Cesca

About a month ago, Herman Cain announced (in a shockingly self-satirical video) his intention to form an “Army of Davids” to fight various Goliaths who oppose his ridiculous 9-9-9 plan (yes, he’s still on that). And so here’s his Army … Continue reading →

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Herman Cain is a Terrible Spokesman for the GOP

Posted on April 11, 2012 at 6:59 am by Bob Cesca

When you’re being accused of waging a War Against Women, you probably shouldn’t trot out a spokesman who says this on national television: “I think many men are much more familiar with the failed policies than a lot of other … Continue reading →

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A Free Ride

Posted on January 19, 2012 at 7:30 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Jen Sorensen In other news, Herman Cain officially endorsed “the people” for president today. He has also been selected to deliver the Tea Party’s State of the Union response which was given by Michele Bachmann last year. This … Continue reading →

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Will Herman Cain Endorse Newt Gingrich?

Posted on December 5, 2011 at 7:02 am by Bob Cesca

It’s supposed to happen today. If Gingrich is the smart guy everyone says he is, he’s on the phone right now screaming at Cain in his high-pitched voice: “Noooooooooo!” Meanwhile, the rest of us are shouting, “Hell yeah!” Herman Cain … Continue reading →

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Our Stupid Politics and Stupider Republicans

Posted on December 4, 2011 at 1:41 pm by Bob Cesca

Just a reminder. Yesterday, a former Republican frontrunner for his party’s nomination for President of the United States suspended his campaign due to an affair, and while announcing the end of his highly-regarded campaign he quoted a lyric from Pokemon: … Continue reading →

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Cain’s Coffin

Posted on December 3, 2011 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Adam Zyglis In other news, this is why we can’t have nice things. Religious people distrust the world’s estimated 500 million atheistsas much as rapists, a study found Friday in the wake of a poll that said less … Continue reading →

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