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4 Percent of Americans Believe in Lizard People

Public Policy Polling has released their latest poll on conspiracy theories in America and the results are quite amusing. Here’s a few of my favorites: 37% of voters believe global warming is a hoax, 51% do not. Republicans say global … Continue reading
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'V' Will Be the New Wingnut Meme

Has Glenn Beck mentioned the new V series yet? Apparently the plotline about the alien visitors mirrors the Obama campaign. At least, that’s what the Chicago Tribune is saying: Imagine this. At a time of political turmoil, a charismatic, telegenic … Continue reading

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Franken Wins Supreme Court Ruling

TPM: The Minnesota Supreme Court has handed down its much-expected ruling in the heavily-litigated Minnesota Senate race from 2008 — and it’s a unanimous one — deciding against Republican former Sen. Norm Coleman’s appeal of his defeat in the election … Continue reading

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Bad News for Lizard People

Governor Pawlenty is just waiting for the go-ahead from the state Supreme Court to certify the election, making Al Franken the new senator from Minnesota. On CNN: I’m going to follow the direction of the court, John. We expect that … Continue reading

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Challenger Now

Senator Specter is seriously asking for the Democrats to put up an unstoppable primary challenger. Specter today: “There’s still time for the Minnesota courts to do justice and declare Norm Coleman the winner.” I think the senator has totally lost … Continue reading

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Prime Time Thread

Open thread for documenting the constant variety of cable news hackery. And whatever you feel like talking about. Tonight! Harry Reid seats Lizard People. Photographic evidence after the jump…

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Coleman, Lizard People Not Certified

Because he wasn’t certified as the winner of the Minnesota’s Senate seat, Norm Coleman lost his voting privileges today at Noon. But of course… “We are still reviewing the situation,” said Jim Manley, spokesman for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid … Continue reading

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Republicans, Lizard People Threaten Filibuster

Cornyn wants to wear the diapers: Sen. John Cornyn (R-Texas) threatened Friday to filibuster any attempt to seat Democratic Minnesota Senate candidate Al Franken next week. I don’t quite know how to feel about Senate Democrats seating Franken before he’s … Continue reading

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Franken Up by 50, Lizard People Sad

And the recount is over, minus some haggling over 1,350 absentee ballots. However, Sam Stein reports: Should Franken emerge victorious after the issue of wrongfully rejected absentee ballots is solved, the Coleman campaign has suggested that they will legally appeal … Continue reading

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Senator-elect Al Franken

TPM: In a unanimous decision handed down just now, the state Supremes denied Coleman any relief in a lawsuit he was waging to deal with allegations of double-counted absentee ballots, which his campaign says have given an illegitimate edge to … Continue reading

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