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Louie Gohmert Thinks the Church-State ‘Wall of Separation’ is a ‘One Way Wall’

The physics of this thing should baffle anyone with even a basic grasp of logic. So, conversely, it makes perfect sense to Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX). Speaking for a World Net Daily presentation titled “Washington – A Man of Prayer,” … Continue reading
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The Voices in Gohmert’s Head PAC

St. Louie of Gohmert is establishing his own arch conservative political action committee because the Senate Conservatives Fund just isn’t getting the job done anymore. Gohmert told the The Daily Frat House that he feels oppressed and he’s not gonna … Continue reading
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Who’s the Dumbest Man in Congress? I Think We Have a Winner.

Let’s be perfectly clear about this from the beginning. Congress is not “exempt” from Obamacare. The idea that members of Congress are somehow exempt from the law is possibly one of the grossest lies foisted upon the American public in … Continue reading
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Louie Gohmert is Not a Legal Scholar or a Plumber

That goes without saying, but Gohmert has reasserted himself by arguing that federal judges are wrong on same-sex marriage because of physical mechanics. Gohmert was discussing recent rulings legalizing same-sex marriage when he summed up the decisions of judges as … Continue reading
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Crazy Gohmert Refuses to Endorse Crazy Stockman for Senate

This is too good. Stockman might be too insane for the cuckoo’s nest. Tea party firebrand Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) isn’t endorsing Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) or anyone else in the Republican primary for Sen. John Cornyn’s Senate seat. “I … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

What has The Gohmert been up to lately? Apparently he’s back to sniffing glue. Did President Obama create a security security force that obeys his commands when he signed Obamacare into law? Of course not, but Representative Gohmert Pyle is … Continue reading
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McCain Casts Aspersions On Gohmert’s Asparagus

“Sometimes comments like that are made out of malice, but if someone has no intelligence I don’t feel it as being a malicious statement.” -John McCain on Louie Gohmert’s Al Qaeda comments In other words — The Gohmert knows not … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

Speaking at the Wingnut Bible School UFO Klan Extravaganza 2013 (Values Voters Summit), Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) attacked Senator John McCain for disagreeing with the party’s shutdown strategy, or a lack thereof, by saying that McCain supports al Qaeda. “I … Continue reading
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God Spoke to Glenn Beck, Sung The Praises of Louie Gohmert

The one true God has been whispering in the ears of Glenn Beck, but God did not tell him the secret to world peace or everlasting salvation. No, God whispered in the ears of Glenn Beck to tell him that … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

Congress has passed, and President Obama has signed, a bill that will pay members of the military during the government shutdown, but apparently Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) was previously unaware of this. I can imagine that it would be difficult … Continue reading
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Three Stooges

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Gohmert Compares Minorities to ‘Lesser Prairie Chicken,’ ‘Various Lizards’

I’m all in favor of protecting various animals but, well, GOHMERT!!!! While Think Progress obtained video of Gohmert objecting to an amendment offered by Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) that would have stopped third parties from blocking regulatory actions that were … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert: “Wait, What?” Edition

This is truly remarkable and baffling, even coming from Representative Louie Gohmert who has a history of saying remarkable and baffling things. According to The Gohmert, the true path to winning the hearts and minds of Hispanic voters is to … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

In a scenario which was bound to turn out just as it did, Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) recently guest-hosted the Family Research Council’s Washington Watch radio program, and during his stint as Wingnut Wrangler he flirted with Birtherism, implied that … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

The perennially amusing Representative Louie Gohmert took today’s Supreme Court rulings on DOMA and Proposition 8 about as well as you would expect him to. During a press conference following the release of the Supreme Court’s decision, Gohmert played the … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

While our attention may have been temporarily directed elsewhere, The Gohmert does not rest, and during a heartfelt speech on the floor of the House yesterday, Gohmert elaborated on why he is supportive of cuts to food stamps. According to … Continue reading
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Brown People “Invade” Steve King’s Office. Give Him Cooties.

20 brazen self professed illegal aliens have just invaded my DC office. Obama’s lawless order gives them de facto immunity from U.S. law. — Steve King (@SteveKingIA) June 13, 2013 He can hardly contain his contempt. Meanwhile, Steve King along … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

Although New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has now appointed a Republican replacement to temporarily fill the shoes of the late Democratic Senator Frank Lautenberg, Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) opined this week that Christie may not appoint a Republican because he … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

Michele Bachmann may be on her way out, but we’ll still have Louie Gohmert to entertain us. During an interview with the head islamophobe himself, Frank Gaffney, Louie Gohmert alluded to the idea that Senator John McCain is somehow in … Continue reading
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The Crazy-Eyed Madness of Louie Gohmert, Part 2

Yesterday in a hearing on abortion, he told Christy Zink, who’s fetus was diagnosed as having no brain fuction, should’ve carried the pregnancy to term. Ms. Zink, having my great sympathy and empathy both. I still come back wondering, shouldn’t … Continue reading
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