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Outreach: Rep. Gohmert (R-TX) Says Immigrant Children are Terrorists and Rapists

Representative Louie Gohmert (R-Batshit) says immigrant children from Central America have been coached to say they’ve fled violence in their home countries. Why would someone coach them to say that? Because, according to Gohmert, they’re terrorists and rapist who only … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Congressman Gohmert Wants Texas to Mobilize for War Against Immigrant Children

Barney Frank once famously said that Republicans believe life begins at conception and ends at birth. It couldn’t be more true when it comes to the current humanitarian crisis involving some 52,000 Central American youths who have fled across the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rep. Gohmert Wants to Raise Taxes to Pay for a Military Campaign Against Children

Representative Louie Gohmert isn’t interested in approving President Obama’s spending request of $3.7 billion which would fund additional processing centers, judges, lawyers, and border control agents, but he is interested in seeing his home state of Texas raise taxes to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Another Theory From Steve King and Steve Stockman

WorldNetDaily believes undocumented children will be used to provoke an uprising, but secret border control agent Steve “Calves the Size of Cantaloupes” King and Steve “If Babies Had Guns” Stockman have another theory. Republican congressmen Steve King and Steve Stockman … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Super Stupid

Something this brilliant could only emerge from the mind of Louie Gohmert. GOHMERT: “Well, the Founders gave us the power of the purse. It’s going to take a lot of courage to stand up to the president and say, ‘We’re … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach

According to Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) the real problem with immigrants is not that they’re taking our jobs, it’s that they have scabies, lice, and swine flu. “I asked them about, ‘I hear there’s 18 cases of scabies here, where … Continue reading
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House Republicans Go Full-On Stupid Over Missing Emails

As you’re probably aware by now, House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrell “Witch Hunt” Issa has launched a full-blown inquisition into emails belonging to Lois Lerner which were lost during a computer crash that occurred two weeks before her office even … Continue reading
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Louie Gohmert Thinks the Church-State ‘Wall of Separation’ is a ‘One Way Wall’

The physics of this thing should baffle anyone with even a basic grasp of logic. So, conversely, it makes perfect sense to Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX). Speaking for a World Net Daily presentation titled “Washington – A Man of Prayer,” … Continue reading
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The Voices in Gohmert’s Head PAC

St. Louie of Gohmert is establishing his own arch conservative political action committee because the Senate Conservatives Fund just isn’t getting the job done anymore. Gohmert told the The Daily Frat House that he feels oppressed and he’s not gonna … Continue reading
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Who’s the Dumbest Man in Congress? I Think We Have a Winner.

Let’s be perfectly clear about this from the beginning. Congress is not “exempt” from Obamacare. The idea that members of Congress are somehow exempt from the law is possibly one of the grossest lies foisted upon the American public in … Continue reading
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Louie Gohmert is Not a Legal Scholar or a Plumber

That goes without saying, but Gohmert has reasserted himself by arguing that federal judges are wrong on same-sex marriage because of physical mechanics. Gohmert was discussing recent rulings legalizing same-sex marriage when he summed up the decisions of judges as … Continue reading
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Crazy Gohmert Refuses to Endorse Crazy Stockman for Senate

This is too good. Stockman might be too insane for the cuckoo’s nest. Tea party firebrand Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) isn’t endorsing Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX) or anyone else in the Republican primary for Sen. John Cornyn’s Senate seat. “I … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

What has The Gohmert been up to lately? Apparently he’s back to sniffing glue. Did President Obama create a security security force that obeys his commands when he signed Obamacare into law? Of course not, but Representative Gohmert Pyle is … Continue reading
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McCain Casts Aspersions On Gohmert’s Asparagus

“Sometimes comments like that are made out of malice, but if someone has no intelligence I don’t feel it as being a malicious statement.” -John McCain on Louie Gohmert’s Al Qaeda comments In other words — The Gohmert knows not … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

Speaking at the Wingnut Bible School UFO Klan Extravaganza 2013 (Values Voters Summit), Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) attacked Senator John McCain for disagreeing with the party’s shutdown strategy, or a lack thereof, by saying that McCain supports al Qaeda. “I … Continue reading
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God Spoke to Glenn Beck, Sung The Praises of Louie Gohmert

The one true God has been whispering in the ears of Glenn Beck, but God did not tell him the secret to world peace or everlasting salvation. No, God whispered in the ears of Glenn Beck to tell him that … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert

Congress has passed, and President Obama has signed, a bill that will pay members of the military during the government shutdown, but apparently Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) was previously unaware of this. I can imagine that it would be difficult … Continue reading
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Three Stooges

Make it stop. Please make it stop. It’s horrific. Continue reading
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Gohmert Compares Minorities to ‘Lesser Prairie Chicken,’ ‘Various Lizards’

I’m all in favor of protecting various animals but, well, GOHMERT!!!! While Think Progress obtained video of Gohmert objecting to an amendment offered by Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) that would have stopped third parties from blocking regulatory actions that were … Continue reading
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Keeping Up With The Gohmert: “Wait, What?” Edition

This is truly remarkable and baffling, even coming from Representative Louie Gohmert who has a history of saying remarkable and baffling things. According to The Gohmert, the true path to winning the hearts and minds of Hispanic voters is to … Continue reading
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