Tag Archives: Marco Rubio

Big Ideas

Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, an animal feed processing plant exploded in Omaha, Nebraska today, injuring at least nine and killing an unknown number of persons. Meanwhile, Marco Rubio will decide sometime during the next 12 months whether … Continue reading
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Rubio Blocks State Department Nominee for Doing His Job, Negotiating for Peace

The Obama administration and the American people have no interest in getting involved in another middle eastern war, but members of Congress are adamant that war remain on the table. While Congress ponders new sanctions on Iran that would jeopardize … Continue reading
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Rubio Displays His Hatred of Poverty by Voting Against the Unemployed

Senator Marco Rubio, who as you probably recall is scheduled to make a “major speech” on poverty tomorrow, voted in favor of filibustering the extension of unemployment insurance today. The U.S. Senate cleared a vital procedural hurdle moments ago to … Continue reading
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Rubio: Fight Poverty by Repealing Obamacare

Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) is an unintentionally hilarious man and this, like many other similar proposals, are why the GOP is utterly incapable of appealing to women, minorities, and a growing number of the working poor. Rubio is scheduled to … Continue reading
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Rubio: I’m One of You Guys

Now that his poll numbers have plummeted and his 2016 stock has evaporated, Senator Marco Rubio is hitting the wingnut circuit in an attempt to salvage his wholesome, arch conservative image. Rubio will keynote a fundraiser this week for a … Continue reading
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Posted in Ethics, LGBT | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

Marco Rubio Found The Excuse He Was Looking For

Marco Rubio has been soul-searching for months, looking for an excuse to write off immigration reform for good. Now it looks like he’s found what he was looking for. It’s Obama’s fault, of course. “I think immigration reform is harder … Continue reading
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Posted in Immigration | Tagged , | 8 Comments

Idiot Quote of the Day

“President Obama and his allies in Congress should abandon their threats of shutting down the government and instead work with Republicans to pass this proposal that would keep government open while preventing taxpayer dollars from being used to inflict ObamaCare’s … Continue reading
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Fear and Self-Loathing At Americans For Prosperity Summit

The Defending The American Dream summit wrapped this weekend in a land far, far away from world affairs at the Loews Royal Pacific Resort in Orlando, Florida. The Koch-run Americans for Prosperity Foundation hosted a who’s-who buffet of early bird Republican party imbeciles … Continue reading
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Posted in Birthers, Crazy Caucus, Far-right Intellectual Violence, Gun Fetishists, Healthcare, Racism, Rebranding, Republican Party, War On Women, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , , | 16 Comments

Misdirection

Artist – Chan Lowe If we’re suppose to judge the House of Boehner by how many laws they repeal rather than how many laws they pass, shouldn’t we judge them poorly? They haven’t repealed anything. Sure, they’ve voted to repeal … Continue reading
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Posted in Congress, Open Thread | Tagged , , | 5 Comments

Marco Rubio Enlists in the War on Women

Republican outreach continues. Senator Macro Rubio has announced that he will be joining his comrades in Texas, Ohio, and North Carolina to carry on the fight against bodily autonomy for women. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) will be the lead sponsor … Continue reading
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Posted in Abortion, Congress, War On Women | Tagged , , | 3 Comments

Gang of Eight

Artist – Matt Wuerker In other news, the Texas Senate advanced SB5 today, an anti-abortion bill which Governor Rick Perry called the state legislature into a special session to pass. Unfortunately there will be no special session to expand Medicaid. Continue reading
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Hang In There

Artist – John Cole In other news, Senator Macro Rubio remains undecided on whether or not he will vote for his own immigration reform bill. Coincidentally, I selected today’s cartoon before checking in on Rubio. Continue reading
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Faith & Freedom Coalition Brings Out The Stars

What a week for real Conservatives. Ralph Reed’s non-profit organization, The Faith & Freedom Coalition, dispatched its fastest ravens to the ideological nether regions of the American kingdom, and got back a lot of half-eaten birds– that’s RSVP for Wingnuttia. In … Continue reading
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Posted in Far-right Intellectual Violence, LGBT, Quote, Rand Paul, Religion, Republican Party, Sarah Palin, Super Stupid, Totally About Race, War On Women, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , , | 12 Comments

Rubio: ‘If We Give Gay Couples Immigration Rights, I’m Done’

Macro Rubio apparently feels that he has already ceded a great deal of ground by agreeing to support a pathway to citizenship, so including any form of rights for gay persons is absolutely out of the question. “If this bill … Continue reading
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Posted in Immigration, LGBT | Tagged , | 6 Comments

The Prize Inside

Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, Senator Marco Rubio has come out hard against allowing immigrants with provisional legal status to participate in the Medicaid program because he is the party’s savior who will bridge the gap to Latino … Continue reading
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The Savior May Vote Against His Own Bill

A day after saying there may not be 60 votes for immigration reform in the Senate, Senator Macro Rubio has indicated that he may be among those who will vote against his own immigration reform bill if an amendment that … Continue reading
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Rubio Follows Up On His Promise to Self Immolate

Senator Marco Rubio is making good on his promise to focus on repealing Obamacare, and his first act on this unholy crusade is to repeal the individual mandate. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) on Tuesday introduced a constitutional amendment aimed at … Continue reading
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Posted in Healthcare | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

The “Rubio-Obama Amnesty”

According to The Miami Herald, Floridians for Immigration Enforcement have purchased this space along I-75 in northern Florida near Ocala. 33 million workers are coming to take your jobs! (It would be impossible not to notice the Clear Channel logo … Continue reading
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Posted in Immigration | Tagged , | 9 Comments

The Only Answer to the IRS is More Cowbell

This is a fantastical piece of fiction on the IRS’s involvement in implementing Obamacare courtesy of Senator Marco Rubio. “Is this still America?” As for as the IRS’s role in Obamacare, well that’s chilling. Because if you notice the IRS … Continue reading
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Rubio PAC Goes All-In for Kelly Ayotte on Guns

Safety. Security. Family. No one understands these things like Kelly Ayotte according to this misleading ad. That must be why she sided against background checks and has now enlisted Senator Marco Rubio to defend her against Michael Bloomberg. She “voted … Continue reading
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