Tag Archives: Marco Rubio

Government Shutdown Fever

Government Shutdown Fever is back and both Steve King (R-IA) and Marco Rubio (R-FL) floated the idea today. Speaking at the Westside Conservative Club in Urbandale, Iowa today, King said Republicans should not unilaterally disarm themselves by taking a shutdown … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Faith and Freedom Edition

Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) was confronted by a group of DREAMers at a “Faith and Freedom” barbecue on Monday, and after he scolded them for being illegal a member of the audience chased them out of the building with his … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Marco Rubio Daydreams Out Loud

Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) says that if he were president — Ha!– the current influx of undocumented children from Central America wouldn’t have happened. “Well first of all, it wouldn’t have happened because I never would’ve signed an executive order … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Serious Business

Artist – John Cole In other news, the Treasury Department recorded a budget surplus of $71 billion for the month of June. Meanwhile, Senator Marco Rubio is back to supporting his own immigration bill again. Maybe. Let’s see if this … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Do Something. No, Don’t Do Something.

While Republicans say the influx of undocumented children from Central America is a pressing issue that requires immediate attention from the president, they aren’t willing to approve funding to address it. The president “is asking to use billions of taxpayer … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Weak-Kneed

Today has been a diligent reminder that Republicans are deathly afraid of evil-doers and they’re also not big fans of due process. “If they bring him to the U.S., they will Mirandize this guy, and it will be the biggest … Continue reading
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Reruns

Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, Marco Rubio has no idea what he’s talking about. Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham are shamelessly pushing a 20 week abortion ban, but that may not be enough to convince Charleston Republicans … Continue reading
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Unconvinced

Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, Marco Rubio is an imbecile. “Our climate is always changing,” Rubio said. “And what they have chosen to do is take a handful of decades of research and say that this is now … Continue reading
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Settled Science

Artist — Nate Beeler According to a recent Gallup poll, Republicans and the Tea Party have some hilarity in store for the state of democracy this year. Sen. Marco Rubio reiterated to ABC’s Jonathan Karl today that he’s still a “no” … Continue reading
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Circus Act

Artist – Bruce Plante In other news, the Select Solyndra IRS Committee to Investigate the Benghazi ACORN Birth Certificate will feature only seven Republicans but, wouldn’t you know, over 200 of them are seeking the honor. Everyone wants to get … Continue reading
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Big Ideas

Artist – Rob Rogers In other news, an animal feed processing plant exploded in Omaha, Nebraska today, injuring at least nine and killing an unknown number of persons. Meanwhile, Marco Rubio will decide sometime during the next 12 months whether … Continue reading
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Rubio Blocks State Department Nominee for Doing His Job, Negotiating for Peace

The Obama administration and the American people have no interest in getting involved in another middle eastern war, but members of Congress are adamant that war remain on the table. While Congress ponders new sanctions on Iran that would jeopardize … Continue reading
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Rubio Displays His Hatred of Poverty by Voting Against the Unemployed

Senator Marco Rubio, who as you probably recall is scheduled to make a “major speech” on poverty tomorrow, voted in favor of filibustering the extension of unemployment insurance today. The U.S. Senate cleared a vital procedural hurdle moments ago to … Continue reading
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Rubio: Fight Poverty by Repealing Obamacare

Senator Marco Rubio (R-FL) is an unintentionally hilarious man and this, like many other similar proposals, are why the GOP is utterly incapable of appealing to women, minorities, and a growing number of the working poor. Rubio is scheduled to … Continue reading
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Rubio: I’m One of You Guys

Now that his poll numbers have plummeted and his 2016 stock has evaporated, Senator Marco Rubio is hitting the wingnut circuit in an attempt to salvage his wholesome, arch conservative image. Rubio will keynote a fundraiser this week for a … Continue reading
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Marco Rubio Found The Excuse He Was Looking For

Marco Rubio has been soul-searching for months, looking for an excuse to write off immigration reform for good. Now it looks like he’s found what he was looking for. It’s Obama’s fault, of course. “I think immigration reform is harder … Continue reading
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Idiot Quote of the Day

“President Obama and his allies in Congress should abandon their threats of shutting down the government and instead work with Republicans to pass this proposal that would keep government open while preventing taxpayer dollars from being used to inflict ObamaCare’s … Continue reading
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Fear and Self-Loathing At Americans For Prosperity Summit

The Defending The American Dream summit wrapped this weekend in a land far, far away from world affairs at the Loews Royal Pacific Resort in Orlando, Florida. The Koch-run Americans for Prosperity Foundation hosted a who’s-who buffet of early bird Republican party imbeciles … Continue reading
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Posted in Birthers, Crazy Caucus, Far-right Intellectual Violence, Gun Fetishists, Healthcare, Racism, Rebranding, Republican Party, War On Women, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , , | 16 Comments

Misdirection

Artist – Chan Lowe If we’re suppose to judge the House of Boehner by how many laws they repeal rather than how many laws they pass, shouldn’t we judge them poorly? They haven’t repealed anything. Sure, they’ve voted to repeal … Continue reading
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Marco Rubio Enlists in the War on Women

Republican outreach continues. Senator Macro Rubio has announced that he will be joining his comrades in Texas, Ohio, and North Carolina to carry on the fight against bodily autonomy for women. Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) will be the lead sponsor … Continue reading
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