Tag Archives: Mike Pence

It’s Just An Excuse

Posted on June 11, 2011 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Mike Keefe In other news, Russia and China snubbed a U.N. Security Council meeting held today to discuss a resolution condemning the massacre taking place in Syria, and Captain Douchebag Mike Pence announced that he is running for … Continue reading →

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Gridlock

Posted on October 28, 2010 at 3:23 pm by Bob Cesca

You should forward this clip to anyone you know who’s naive enough to believe that voting for a Republican Congress will actually get things done in Washington. Here’s the Mike Pence-Bot with evidence to the contrary: A vote for a … Continue reading →

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Palin Runs Dead Last in Straw Poll

Posted on September 19, 2010 at 8:30 am by Bob Cesca

Even the “values voters” don’t have much confidence in Palin. WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Conservative voters chose the No. 3 Republican in the House of Representatives, Mike Pence, as their top choice for president for 2012 in a straw poll on … Continue reading →

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Pence-Bot is a Spending Machine

Posted on August 1, 2010 at 8:58 am by Bob Cesca

Self-declared “fiscal hawk” Mike Pence wants to continue spending $560 million a year on a military jet engine that no one, including the tea party and the Pentagon, wants. Why? Rolls Royce, the company that would produce the extra engine, … Continue reading →

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Super Stupid

Posted on March 19, 2010 at 12:54 pm by Bob Cesca

Mike Pence is a dumb stupid: “Only in Washington,” said Rep. Mike Pence, “can you spend a trillion dollars and say you’re gonna save the taxpayers’ money.” Let me explain this slowly for Mr. Pence-bot. Say I have a robot … Continue reading →

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The Desperate Scorpion Strategy

Posted on March 19, 2010 at 11:31 am by Bob Cesca

I’m listening to the president speak on television and he’s detailing the various ridiculous arguments the Republicans have used against reform. And with a final vote apparently set for Sunday at 2 p.m., it sounds like the closing argument from … Continue reading →

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Mike Pence: World's Douchiest Wank

Posted on March 17, 2010 at 11:05 pm by Bob Cesca

If Mike Pence were capable of human emotion, he’d be embarrassed by shit like this.

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A-hole Quote of the Day

Posted on October 8, 2009 at 8:50 pm by Bob Cesca

“The very idea that we would erode the freedoms for which our soldiers wear the uniform in a bill that is designed to provide resources those soldiers need to get the job done and come home safe is unconscionable.” —The … Continue reading →

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Mike Pence Is a Magnificent Idiot

Posted on September 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm by Bob Cesca

Mike Pence completely contradicts himself on Morning Joe. Like always. “Republicans believe that in addition to tort reform what we should allow Americans to do is to purchase health insurance the way members of Congress can, the way all federal … Continue reading →

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Mike Pence Continues To Be A Lying Liar

Posted on August 10, 2009 at 4:44 pm by Bob Cesca

On Fort Worth television: WANE-TV: “I do want to ask you about the health care bill – sort of a specific about it. Many people have heard that the Congress and the executive branch would be exempt from that particular … Continue reading →

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