Tag Archives: Mitt Romney

The Undeclared

Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, lawmakers in Kansas are pushing to eliminate the requirement of taking a gun-safety class to obtain a concealed carry license. What could go wrong? The blog was down for a couple hours because … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Just Say No

Artist – John Darkow In other news, a majority of public school students now live in poverty according to a new report from the Southern Education Foundation. Meanwhile, 50,000 gallons of crude oil spilled into the Yellowstone River in Montana … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Lesson Learned

Artist – Kevin Siers In other news, Former CIA operative Wayne Simmons warned Fox News host Neil Cavuto today that there are “19 paramilitary Muslim training facilities” in the U.S. where they’re training to kill us all. Cool story, bro. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mission Yet to Be Accomplished

Mitt Romney is running for president again which means it’s time for dramatic set pieces. Romney has been added at the last minute to the list of presidential hopefuls who will address the RNC this Friday aboard an aircraft carrier. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mitt Romney 2016

Is it happening? Maybe. Possibly. The Wall Street Journal reports that Romney told a group of donors that he’s considering running for president for a third time. Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney , the Republican presidential nominee in 2012, told … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Poll: Republican Voters Want Romney and Ben Carson

Neither of these two men will win the nomination or become president, and in Mitt Romney’s case he says he doesn’t plan to run for president again, but a new CNN/ORC poll reveals that Mitt Romney is the GOP’s current … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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That Doesn’t Make it Better

It’s been nearly two years since former Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney made his infamous “47 percent” comments but he’s still trying to explain them away. During an interview with The New York Times, Romney essentially said that he was … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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“The Takers” Unwittingly Appear in McConnell Campaign Ad

Remember the Ohio coal miners who lost a day’s pay and were forced by Murray Energy to appear in a campaign ad for Mitt Romney? We covered that here extensively both before and after the 2012 election cycle when the … Continue reading
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Train Wreck

Artist – Adam Zyglis In other news, Mitt Romney has reportedly donated $10,000 to former Virginia governor Bob McDonnell’s legal defense fund for reasons I can’t even imagine. Meanwhile, Chief Justice John Roberts has a sad. Reverse racism is The … Continue reading
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Spokesman For Grandbaby Romney Leaves Door Open For 2036

Speaking with Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace, Mitt Romney went way out of his way today to dignify something stupid said on basic cable news with his most concerned face since the attacks on his old baby, Benghazi Romney. Trying really … Continue reading
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Proof That Mitt Romney is a Robot

“You’re right, no human being would stack books this way.” -Peter Venkman, PH.D. (via @ethanklapper) Continue reading
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Ryan: The Way to Raise Revenue is Through Osmosis

House Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan has already stated that he will not support new revenue, but now he’s saying that even discussing the issue of taxes during the coming budget conference may produce an impasse. RYAN: “Taking more from … Continue reading
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DeMint: Conservatism Didn’t Fail, Romney Did

When you consider the words of Heritage Foundation president Jim DeMint, it’s easier to understand why Republicans are now demanding that we implement their 2012 platform in exchange for raising the debt ceiling. DeMint thinks the election results don’t accurately … Continue reading
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I’ll Just Leave This Here

Romney cites “a growing gap between the wealthy and those who are not” as a post-election concern. — Kasie Hunt (@kasie) August 7, 2013 Oh. It’s a concern now? “My job is not to worry about those people.” -Mitt Romney … Continue reading
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Quote of the Morning

“Get married. Have a quiver full of kids if you can.” Mitt Romney in his commencement address to the graduating women of Southern Virginia University Binders full of women doing what they’re supposed to do: having quivers full of kids. Continue reading
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That’s Not a Knife

Artist – Joe Heller In other news, the story behind the bartender who filmed Mitt Romney’s “47 percent” remarks is interesting. Apparently he brought his camera to take a photo alongside Romney but was so soured by Romney’s words he … Continue reading
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The Milquetoast That Is Jeb Bush

After years of waiting in the wings and pretending to be a voice of moderation who should not be associated with the machinations of the Tea Party, Jeb Bush has revealed that he is positively Romney-esque in his willingness to … Continue reading
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Mission to Mars

Artist – Dave Granlund In other news, U.S. stocks closed today at their second highest level ever and the highest point since 2007. A new all time record high could come any day. If Wall Street doesn’t care about sequestration, … Continue reading
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They Can’t Let Go of the Southern Strategy

Romney yesterday: ROMNEY: We did very well with the majority population, but not with minority populations, and that was a failing, that was a real mistake. CHRIS WALLACE: Why do you think that was? ROMNEY: Well, I think the Obamacare … Continue reading
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Romney, Like Many Republicans, Trusted His Heart Over Reality

My Monday column begins like so: Satirizing and embodying the dominant attitude of both right-wing media and the Republican Party, Stephen Colbert described the premise of his show by saying, “Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to … Continue reading
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