Tag Archives: Rush Limbaugh

Grifterville

Now that Dick Armey has successfully secured a golden parachute that should last him for the rest of his life following his attempted armed coup of FreedomWorks, he’s dishing the dirt to former arch-enemy Media Matters. Former FreedomWorks chairman Dick … Continue reading

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Incoherence: Liberals Wage War on Christmas While Playing Santa Claus

According to Fox Nation, the liberal war on Christmas has begun in earnest. However, we’re receiving a conflicting message from Republican party spokesperson Rush Limbaugh who today insisted President Obama won reelection by intentionally wrecking the economy and then “playing … Continue reading

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Limbaugh Hilariously Calls Biden “Mean, Rude”

As I predicted last night: Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh took to the airwaves on Friday where he offer his thoughts on last night’s vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan. Limbaugh said that he thought Biden’s performance … Continue reading

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Limbaugh on George Will’s ‘Affirmative Action President’ Column

They simply can’t accept that President Obama has had a successful first term and that their candidate is way out of his depth. So it must be affirmative action latitude at the expense of the white man. And it’s all … Continue reading

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The Republican War on Math Continues

All of the pollsters are conspiring to win the election for the president. Erickson, Editor-in-Chief of RedState.com and CNN political contributor, accuses the media of a “confirmation bias” that makes them conform their data to what they want: “The polls … Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Who said this? Alex Jones or Rush Limbaugh? “What if Ayman al-Zawahiri gave up Osama bin Laden for the express purpose of making Obama look good? Giving Obama stature, political capital?” If you guessed Alex Jones, you would have guessed … Continue reading

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The Death of the Republican Party?

The far-right is losing its shpadoinkle over the awkward, struggling Romney campaign. My Wednesday column examines who, exactly, is responsible for the uncertain future of the Republican Party: Holy hell, if we were only that lucky. Rush Limbaugh and his … Continue reading

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Republicans Cry About Lack of ‘Civility’ at DNC

My Thursday column examines the Republican definition of “civility” and “class.” Predictably, the Romney campaign and its apparatchiks at Fox News accused the Democrats of lacking “civility” during the first day of their convention. RNC chairman Reince Priebus called the … Continue reading

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Worst Person in the World

Symbolically labeling Rush Limbaugh the world’s worst person seems redundant at this point, but he really pulled out the stops today. And he did so in a rather Freudian manner. Emphasis mine RUSH LIMBAUGH: Okay, folks, it’s a moment of … Continue reading

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Bring Your Racists. And Your Birthers.

They say this is a joke. If that’s true, it’s a terrible, bad, racist joke. Romney: No one’s ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised. Get it? … Continue reading

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Quote of the Morning

“I apologized but the liberal media is trying to make me drop out.” Todd Akin via Twitter Would this be the “liberal media” that includes Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity who are all collectively demanding that … Continue reading

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Even If Rush Agrees With You…

…he’s probably going to insult you. If you’re black, that is. via Politico Ice-T told Channel 4 London in a recent interview that “the right to bear arms is because that’s the last form of defense against tyranny,” prompting Limbaugh … Continue reading

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Obvious Hollywood Liberal Plots

Artist – Rob Tornoe of Media Matters In other news, Team Romney is now apparently purchasing twitter followers to the tune of roughly 10,000 per hour. In related musings — I’m not going to post a full review, but I … Continue reading

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Easy to Swallow

Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, the National Immigration Law Center has filed a lawsuit in Arizona challenging the remaining parts of “Papers Please” anti-immigration law left intact by the Supreme Court.

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Super Stupid

Did you know the villain in the new Batman film, which Limbaugh doesn’t even know the name of, is Bane? And did you know Romney worked for Bain? Holy crap! It’s a liberal plot! Bane first appeared in Batman comics … Continue reading

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So Says the Fat, Impotent Draft Dodger

Here’s Limbaugh suggesting that the nation went down hill when women achieved the right to vote. An error occurred with the video embed. So says the tubby asshole who can’t get it up.

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The Biggest Lie in the History of the Universe

My pre-holiday Tuesday column in case you missed it: Okay, so this won’t be a column about the biggest lie in the history of the universe. I have no idea what that might be. But I can safely say that … Continue reading

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We Ignore Them At Our Own Peril

What Eric Boehlert said. Times a thousand. If the left ignores Rush Limbaugh and Fox News, D.C. reporters will spend their time reading legislative small print? Well, either that or an unchecked Limbaugh and Fox News will effectively destroy Democratic … Continue reading

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Fiscal Conservatives Never Waste Taxpayer Money

Except they always do. For example: The Missouri House “spent more than $1,100 in taxpayer money on a security camera to keep watch over a new bronze bust of conservative commentator Rush Limbaugh.” The small-government conservative talk show-host was inducted … Continue reading

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Limbaugh's Ratings Are Way Down

Pity party for the phlegmy dickbag. The conservative radio host’s ratings fell 27 percent in the key 25-54 demo in New York City, 31 percent in Houston-Galveston, 40 percent in Seattle-Tacoma, and 35 percent in Jacksonville, according to a selection … Continue reading

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