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The Daily Banter Mail Bag Is Rooting For…

This week’s Mail Bag questions from our delightful readers. Answers here. 1) With Sarah Palin now out of the picture, which TV-ready Republican crazy will step up and be the party’s next star? — J. 2) Did you guys see … Continue reading

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Word Salad of the Day

Sarah Palin to Breitbart News: “I encourage others to step out in faith, jump out of the comfort zone, and broaden our reach as believers in American exceptionalism. That means broadening our audience. I’m taking my own advice here as … Continue reading

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Yep, the Far-Right is as Crazy as Ever

Remember when George W. Bush crashed his bike into a tree, or fell off the Segway, or choked on a pretzel? Yeah, we all do. But do you remember any of the top-shelf liberals in the news media claiming that … Continue reading

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‘Sarah Palin for House Speaker’ Say Conservatives Who Don’t Understand Government

Derp, etc, via Jason Easley: Here is a suggestion for Speaker…. Sarah Palin….. would love to see the look on O’s face….he hates her! — ★Jeannie (@jeanniemcbride) December 29, 2012 @sarahpalinusa for speaker“@lheal: If we are going to give the … Continue reading

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The Rocktober Surprise Daily Banter Mail Bag

This week’s Mail Bag questions: 1) We’ve seen a lot of race-baiting and dog whistles this campaign cycle. Do you think Sarah Palin’s use of the phrase “shuckin’ and juvin’” was deliberately in that vein or should we give her … Continue reading

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Seven Minutes of Word Salad

There’s absolutely nothing comprehensible about this exchange between Sean Hannity and Sarah Palin. This has to be a World Record. Did they say anything that made sense in the English language?

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Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan: Closeted Redistributionists

My Thursday column has several instances of “dick quotes”… Four years ago yesterday, John McCain and Sarah Palin were 1.9 percentage points behind then-Senator Barack Obama in the RCP poll-of-polls. Today, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are 2.8 percentage points … Continue reading

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This is What The GOP Thinks of Women

Sarah Palin wasn’t invited to the GOP convention this year, but RNC delegates are more than happy to watch a Palin look-alike strip for them. The adult film actress, who has been making bank from her Palin resemblance since 2008, … Continue reading

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Quote of the Morning

“I apologized but the liberal media is trying to make me drop out.” Todd Akin via Twitter Would this be the “liberal media” that includes Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity who are all collectively demanding that … Continue reading

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The Better Candidate?

“Oh come on, because we thought that Sarah Palin was the better candidate. Why did we not take [Tim] Pawlenty, why did we not take any of the other 10 other people. Why didn’t I? Because we had a better … Continue reading

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Here's Sarah Palin Hepped Up on Goofballs

I haven’t paid attention to Palin in a while, but I noticed this clip on Media Matters and it sounds like she’s either drunk or stoned or both. She speaks really slowly and makes even less sense than usual. Oh, … Continue reading

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Milquetoast Guaranteed

The not-entirely-surprising revelation today that Marco Rubio may not be considered by the Romney campaign for vice president after all also revealed that the VP short-list has been narrowed down to all boring white guys. Marco Rubio represented the best … Continue reading

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Palin Festival Joins Paul Festival

Apparently Sarah Palin is joining the supporters of Ron Paul, who will be holding a “Paul Festival,” in establishing her own get-together for those who Mitt Romney and the RNC fails to excite. For the establishment types, the GOP convention … Continue reading

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Enthusiasm

Artist – RJ Matson In other news, the Secret Service issued new rules today banning agents from taking foreigners to their hotels rooms and from visiting shady establishments. Also — Sarah Palin decided to endorse the Tea Party challenger Richard … Continue reading

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Palin Versus Ailes! Fight!

Roger Ailes: “Sarah Palin had no chance to be president.” Palin’s response: “I wonder if he is aware that the same thing was said about me when I ran for city council, mayor, and eventually governor.” She added, “No doubt … Continue reading

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Dumbstupids Saying Dumbstupid Things

The following video of Sarah Palin, Eric Bolling and Fox News viewers talking about oil drilling is a train wreck of moronic nonsense. Hang on tight…

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Quote of the Morning

“One of the ones promoting that [a brokered convention] is Sarah Palin, who has suggested herself as the choice. I think as long as it’s between us girls — I’ve been observing something about her. I don’t think it’s likely … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin is Really Weird

Huh? But we already know how one Alaskan voted tonight — Sarah Palin told Fox News that she cast her ballot for Newt Gingrich, the “cheerful candidate.” Yeah, that’s about the depth of Palin’s political decision-making process.

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Just a Quick Reminder

Sarah Palin is an idiot. The unemployment numbers aren’t accurate. Or they are. Who the fuck knows. And okay really? President Obama is responsible for the unemployment numbers when he first took office and before any of his policies took … Continue reading

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It's Cold in Alaska and Al Gore is Fat

Sarah Palin on her Facebook (ugh): A friend emailed me this notice from her local Alaskan school today. As the school notice makes clear: anything above -55 degrees below zero is warm enough for our Alaskan young’uns! Global warming? What … Continue reading

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