Tag Archives: Sarah Palin

Here's Sarah Palin Hepped Up on Goofballs

I haven’t paid attention to Palin in a while, but I noticed this clip on Media Matters and it sounds like she’s either drunk or stoned or both. She speaks really slowly and makes even less sense than usual. Oh, … Continue reading

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Milquetoast Guaranteed

The not-entirely-surprising revelation today that Marco Rubio may not be considered by the Romney campaign for vice president after all also revealed that the VP short-list has been narrowed down to all boring white guys. Marco Rubio represented the best … Continue reading

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Palin Festival Joins Paul Festival

Apparently Sarah Palin is joining the supporters of Ron Paul, who will be holding a “Paul Festival,” in establishing her own get-together for those who Mitt Romney and the RNC fails to excite. For the establishment types, the GOP convention … Continue reading

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Enthusiasm

Artist – RJ Matson In other news, the Secret Service issued new rules today banning agents from taking foreigners to their hotels rooms and from visiting shady establishments. Also — Sarah Palin decided to endorse the Tea Party challenger Richard … Continue reading

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Palin Versus Ailes! Fight!

Roger Ailes: “Sarah Palin had no chance to be president.” Palin’s response: “I wonder if he is aware that the same thing was said about me when I ran for city council, mayor, and eventually governor.” She added, “No doubt … Continue reading

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Dumbstupids Saying Dumbstupid Things

The following video of Sarah Palin, Eric Bolling and Fox News viewers talking about oil drilling is a train wreck of moronic nonsense. Hang on tight…

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Quote of the Morning

“One of the ones promoting that [a brokered convention] is Sarah Palin, who has suggested herself as the choice. I think as long as it’s between us girls — I’ve been observing something about her. I don’t think it’s likely … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin is Really Weird

Huh? But we already know how one Alaskan voted tonight — Sarah Palin told Fox News that she cast her ballot for Newt Gingrich, the “cheerful candidate.” Yeah, that’s about the depth of Palin’s political decision-making process.

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Just a Quick Reminder

Sarah Palin is an idiot. The unemployment numbers aren’t accurate. Or they are. Who the fuck knows. And okay really? President Obama is responsible for the unemployment numbers when he first took office and before any of his policies took … Continue reading

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It's Cold in Alaska and Al Gore is Fat

Sarah Palin on her Facebook (ugh): A friend emailed me this notice from her local Alaskan school today. As the school notice makes clear: anything above -55 degrees below zero is warm enough for our Alaskan young’uns! Global warming? What … Continue reading

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