Tag Archives: Secession

Cowardly Ted Nugent Threatened the President Again

Posted on January 23, 2013 at 7:16 am by Bob Cesca

My Wednesday column begins like so: Last week, I wrote an article about the SHOT Show in Las Vegas and how NBC Sports was pathetically tone-deaf by sponsoring the event. As I mentioned, the NRA had not one but three … Continue reading →

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The Crazy Base Won’t Let the Republican Party Change

Posted on December 5, 2012 at 7:20 am by Bob Cesca

My Wednesday column and the crazy results of a new PPP poll: In the wake of the election, there’s no doubt that the Republican Party leadership is capable of making some adjustments to re-brand itself. There are plenty of ways … Continue reading →

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These Colors Don’t Run

Posted on December 4, 2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

In other news, a new poll conducted by Public Policy Polling found that 25 percent of Republican voters want their state to secede from the Union. Not-coincidentally, that’s approximately the same number of people who believe George W. Bush was … Continue reading →

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The Reality of Secession and Unicorns

Posted on November 15, 2012 at 7:03 am by Bob Cesca

I’m back with the big column. Today, the utter fantasy of the whiny secession movement. I hate to disappoint the 675,000 whiny diaper babies calling for secession in the wake of the election but, sorry, no matter how hard they … Continue reading →

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Lincoln

Posted on November 14, 2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Joe Heller In other news, the CEO of Macy’s defended the company’s partnership with Donald Trump today and declined to disassociate their business with him. Angelo Carusone (of StopBeck and StopRushLimbaugh fame) has obtained over half a million … Continue reading →

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The Whiny Diaper Baby Secessionists

Posted on November 13, 2012 at 11:34 am by Bob Cesca

Just a brief word about the people signing the petitions supporting the secession of Texas, North Carolina, Alabama and the other usual suspects. Anyone who says they want to secede might as be saying, “Waaaaaah! I want a unicorn!” Secession … Continue reading →

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Another Texas Crackpot Wants to Secede

Posted on November 12, 2012 at 11:11 am by Bob Cesca

Peter Morrison, the treasurer of the Hardin County Republican Party, isn’t exactly a high powered Republican leader, but his pouty, whiny screeching is indicative of too many conservatives. “We must contest every single inch of ground and delay the baby-murdering, … Continue reading →

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The Death Toll from Secession

Posted on September 28, 2011 at 4:30 pm by Bob Cesca

The Civil War continues to be the most deadly American war, but the approximately 600,000 deaths could actually be an undercount. The New York Times’ Disunion blog: New estimates, based on Census data, indicate that the death toll was approximately … Continue reading →

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Rick Perry Threatens Bernanke with Violent Attack

Posted on August 17, 2011 at 7:21 am by Bob Cesca

Rick Perry warned Ben Bernanke not to print more money or else he’d be violently accosted and accused of treason. “If this guy prints more money between now and the election, I dunno what y’all would do to him in … Continue reading →

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What Does It Mean to be Un-American?

Posted on August 16, 2011 at 1:51 pm by Bob Cesca

Rick Perry was asked yesterday whether or not he thought the president was un-American. Perry answered, “You’ll have to ask him.” But I wonder if anyone on the Republican side will ask Perry whether or not he’s un-American. I can’t … Continue reading →

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