Tag Archives: Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz Wants Another Obamacare Election. Let’s Do it.

There were many issues at stake in the 2012 election but you could justifiably say the Republicans sought to turn the election into a referendum on Obamacare and that Obamacare won. Senator Ted Cruz wants to turn the 2016 election … Continue reading
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Posted in Election 2016, Healthcare | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Outreach

When it comes to reaching out to different demographics of voters, the Republican party’s problem is pretty simple; they have too many racist psychopaths in their ranks. During an editorial board meeting with the Dallas Morning News last Friday, Tea … Continue reading
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Posted in Gun Fetishists, Immigration, Racism, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , | 5 Comments

Shocker: Ted Cruz Gets It Completely Wrong On Marriage

Senator Ted Cruz has introduced an unconstitutional anti-gay marriage amendment and his rationale for doing so couldn’t be more ass-backwards. Amid a wave of court decisions striking down anti-gay marriage laws in states, the Texas Republican introduced a bill to … Continue reading
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Posted in LGBT | Tagged , , | 17 Comments

Idiot Quote of the Day

“It is really freezing in D.C. I have to admit I was surprised. Al Gore told us this wouldn’t happen!” -Senator Ted Cruz Zing! Pow! Get it? Why does Al Gore use airplanes? The GOP will be in for quite … Continue reading
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Posted in Quote, Stupid Party, Super Stupid | Tagged , , , | 9 Comments

Polar Vortex Myth

Artist — Bill Day In related news, Sen. Ted Cruz today once again blamed the government shutdown on President Obama and the Democrats because they refused to defund “Obamacare” and hand over the nuclear launch codes. And Sen. Minority Leader Mitch … Continue reading
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You Stay Classy, Ted Cruz Fans

A conservative blogger at a rally for Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) joked about shooting at cars with California license plates: “You will see a lot of cars coming west heading east on Interstate 10, and they’re going to have California … Continue reading
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Sen. Ted Cruz: Cognitive Dissonance Be Thy Name

Senator Ted Cruz doesn’t appreciate the federal government trampling on states’ rights, unless of course those rights include things that Ted Cruz does not like. In a recent 10,000 word essay published in the Harvard Law Review, Sen. Cruz went … Continue reading
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Posted in Far-right Intellectual Violence, Government Shutdown, Healthcare, Jobs, Justice, President Obama, Quote, Republican Party, Senate, Wingnuts | Tagged , | 7 Comments

Outside the Lines

Artist – Nick Anderson Remember Steve Stockman’s campaign office that was condemned by the local fire department? I joked that it was more of a “campaign sweatshop” than an office, but it turns out it was actually more of a … Continue reading
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Posted in Open Thread, Steve Stockman | Tagged , , | 1 Comment

You Have to Be Proud

Glenn Greenwald isn’t the only one who’s very upset that Time Magazine chose Pope Francis as their Person of the Year. Glenn Beck is also beside himself, and in response he’s chosen Senator Ted Cruz as The Blaze Man of … Continue reading
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Posted in Glenn Beck, Wingnuts | Tagged , | 10 Comments

Too Soon

Artist – Rob Rogers Senator Ted Cruz has a very busy weekend planned. Warren Throckmorton reports that Cruz is scheduled to speak at David Barton’s “ProFamily Legislators Conference” along with effusive conspiracy thoerist Glenn Beck, master voter suppressor and now … Continue reading
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Posted in Election 2016, Open Thread, Wingnuts | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

More Evidence That Ted Cruz is a Phony

Senator Ted Cruz talks a big game. He even compared some of his fellow Republicans to Nazi appeasers prior to the government shutdown, and throughout the shutdown he continually undermined their efforts to end it. But now that it’s time … Continue reading
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Posted in Wingnuts | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Cruz: Senate Republicans Surrendered

As expected, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) used his time at the Iowa Republican party fall fundraiser last night to lament that we didn’t default on our debt. “We didn’t accomplish our ultimate policy goal in this battle, and we didn’t … Continue reading
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Posted in Election 2016, Wingnuts | Tagged , , | 8 Comments

Ted Cruz Couldn’t Be More Obvious

Senator Ted Cruz’s victory (lol) tour is coming to an end tonight in — where else? — Iowa. Even the Associated Press can’t help but laugh in their lead sentence. Ted Cruz (R-TX) will deliver the keynote address at the … Continue reading
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Posted in Election 2016, Wingnuts | Tagged , | 5 Comments

“Sit Down and Shut Up”

The President of the Chamber of Commerce is not impressed by Senator Ted Cruz. “He has his right as a member of the Senate to get out and push the things he supports or resist the things he doesn’t support … Continue reading
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Posted in Economy | Tagged , | 5 Comments

Ted Cruz is Projecting Straight Out of his Ass

While some senior Republicans believe Obamacare will fail on its own and that they need only wait for the inevitable, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) is not content with waiting. Amusingly, Cruz alleges that his opponents are the ones who are … Continue reading
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Posted in Congress, Wingnuts | Tagged , | 12 Comments

Sen. Ted Cruz: ‘Anointed King’ Of Crazy

A recent poll of Republicans indicate that Sen. Ted Cruz is as favorable as ever among a majority of the party(60%), and while the rest of the civilized world is debating sedition charges, Thom Hartmann was going on and on this week about … Continue reading
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Posted in Crazy Caucus, Elections, Far-right Intellectual Violence, Government Shutdown, Liberalism, Religion, Republican Party, Senate, Terrorism | Tagged , , , , , | 10 Comments

Quote of the Day: Harry Reid vs. Ted Cruz

“Ted Cruz is smart. He has always been able to talk down to people. He is now in the Senate. People are as smart as he is. He can’t talk down to anyone anymore. But he has still not accepted … Continue reading
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Posted in Congress, Harry Reid, Quote | Tagged | 10 Comments

The Tea Party and Ted Cruz Getting Ready for ‘Shutdown: The Sequel’

My last column before I take a two week vacation: The schadenfreude wore off quickly. Observing the tea party suffer a political defeat, with other Republicans like Rep. Pete King (R-NY) and Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) piling on, was entertaining … Continue reading
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Posted in Government Shutdown, The Daily Banter | Tagged , | 4 Comments

Ted Cruz is a Fraud

Now that we’re approaching zero hour and Senator Ted Cruz will be presented with his last opportunity to cancel the socialist apocalypse, Cruz has announced that he will not filibuster the Senate bill to avert a default and reopen the … Continue reading
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Posted in Congress, Epic Fail, Ethics, Government Shutdown | Tagged , | 11 Comments

Don’t Tread On Them

Among the many offensive things that showed up at yesterdays protest like Sarah Palin and the Oath Keepers, the confederate flag also made an appearance outside the White House where the first black president and his family live. And here’s … Continue reading
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Posted in Racism, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , | 33 Comments