Tag Archives: Ted Cruz

Erickson Doesn’t Think the President is a Secret Muslim, But…

He can see why some people do. Yeah. Who cares what Erickson says, right? That would be a question you should ask the Republican party because they see eye to eye. RNC chairman Reince Priebus, Senator Ted Cruz, and Governor … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Let’s Destroy Our Image and the Environment

It’s still unclear if congressional Republicans will even pass a bill to handle the influx of undocumented children from Central America before they leave town for the August recess, but they continue to make demands on how to handle it. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Colbert Celebrates the Alleged Death of Obamacare Again

Colbert tackles True Blood’s mockery of Senator Ted Cruz and Republicans, the DC Circuit’s nonsensical ruling on Obamacare, and Fox News accuracy. As constitutional originalists, all conservatives believe when you make a typo you have to stick with it. I … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

It may seem reasonable to you that the FAA temporarily banned flights to Israel after rockets landed near the Ben-Gurion International Airport, especially after a civilian airliner was just shot down in Ukraine, killing 295 people, but Texas senator and … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Idiot Quote of the Day

Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) was the first congressman out of the gate this morning with a reaction to the DC Circuit’s ruling striking down subsidies for the federal health insurance exchange — a ruling which will almost certainly be overturned … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Think of the Children

Artist – Jimmy Margulies In other news, Senator Ted Cruz says he won’t support an emergency funding bill to handle the increased amount of undocumented children entering the country unless we deport all DREAMers as well. Will the GOP follow … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Ted Cruz Wants to Impeach a Fictional Attorney General

Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) has introduced a resolution to impeach Attorney General Eric Holder over the fake IRS non-scandal, but the fictional person he describes doesn’t sound anything like the real man. “If attorney general Eric Holder continues to refuse … Continue reading
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Ted Cruz is Running For President, For Pete’s Sake

Ted Cruz can’t have dual citizenship with Canada. He’s running for president, for pete’s sake. That’s why he has officially renounced it. Spokeswoman Catherine Frazier said Cruz’s action became official May 14 and that Texas’ junior senator received written confirmation … Continue reading
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Sen. Rand Paul’s Sick Sense Of Humor

Wingnuts were on parade for their annual convention in Fort Worth, Texas this past Friday (where the scooters and on-sight repairs were provided for a fee) and, while Senator Ted Cruz could have walked with the unofficial award for Most Fanatical, Jingoistic, … Continue reading
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Posted in Elections, Far-right Intellectual Violence, Foreign Policy, Rand Paul, Republican Party, Wingnuts, Worst Persons, WTF | Tagged , , | 7 Comments

Self-Worth

Artist – Joel Pett Who is more embarrassing, Ted Cruz or Rand Paul? I can’t decide. On one hand, Ted Cruz is a blubbering fraud and on the other hand Rand Paul is a blubbering fraud. Won’t the 2016 primary … Continue reading
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Brain Damage

Artist – Pat Bagley In other news, Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) warns us that Democrats are trying to repeal the First Amendment. Who told him? Meanwhile, World Net Daily is offering up tips on our to “gay-proof” your children. The … Continue reading
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Ted Cruz Wants Another Obamacare Election. Let’s Do it.

There were many issues at stake in the 2012 election but you could justifiably say the Republicans sought to turn the election into a referendum on Obamacare and that Obamacare won. Senator Ted Cruz wants to turn the 2016 election … Continue reading
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Outreach

When it comes to reaching out to different demographics of voters, the Republican party’s problem is pretty simple; they have too many racist psychopaths in their ranks. During an editorial board meeting with the Dallas Morning News last Friday, Tea … Continue reading
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Shocker: Ted Cruz Gets It Completely Wrong On Marriage

Senator Ted Cruz has introduced an unconstitutional anti-gay marriage amendment and his rationale for doing so couldn’t be more ass-backwards. Amid a wave of court decisions striking down anti-gay marriage laws in states, the Texas Republican introduced a bill to … Continue reading
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Idiot Quote of the Day

“It is really freezing in D.C. I have to admit I was surprised. Al Gore told us this wouldn’t happen!” -Senator Ted Cruz Zing! Pow! Get it? Why does Al Gore use airplanes? The GOP will be in for quite … Continue reading
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Polar Vortex Myth

Artist — Bill Day In related news, Sen. Ted Cruz today once again blamed the government shutdown on President Obama and the Democrats because they refused to defund “Obamacare” and hand over the nuclear launch codes. And Sen. Minority Leader Mitch … Continue reading
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You Stay Classy, Ted Cruz Fans

A conservative blogger at a rally for Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) joked about shooting at cars with California license plates: “You will see a lot of cars coming west heading east on Interstate 10, and they’re going to have California … Continue reading
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Sen. Ted Cruz: Cognitive Dissonance Be Thy Name

Senator Ted Cruz doesn’t appreciate the federal government trampling on states’ rights, unless of course those rights include things that Ted Cruz does not like. In a recent 10,000 word essay published in the Harvard Law Review, Sen. Cruz went … Continue reading
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Posted in Far-right Intellectual Violence, Government Shutdown, Healthcare, Jobs, Justice, President Obama, Quote, Republican Party, Senate, Wingnuts | Tagged , | 7 Comments

Outside the Lines

Artist – Nick Anderson Remember Steve Stockman’s campaign office that was condemned by the local fire department? I joked that it was more of a “campaign sweatshop” than an office, but it turns out it was actually more of a … Continue reading
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You Have to Be Proud

Glenn Greenwald isn’t the only one who’s very upset that Time Magazine chose Pope Francis as their Person of the Year. Glenn Beck is also beside himself, and in response he’s chosen Senator Ted Cruz as The Blaze Man of … Continue reading
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