Tag Archives: The Five

‘The Five’ Continues to Be the Worst Thing on Television

Posted on December 7, 2012 at 7:00 am by Bob Cesca

For example: On Fox News’ “The Five,” the hosts argued the opposite, suggesting that if women in domestic violence situations were armed, they’d be able to protect themselves better. Perino, the former White House press secretary, offered a slightly different … Continue reading →

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When a Bullshit Artist Calls Fox News on Its Bullshit

Posted on September 20, 2012 at 9:30 am by Bob Cesca

Greg Gutfeld, of all people, just couldn’t stand to let Eric Bolling deliver a heaping pile of nonsense in the form of an unsourced rumor on The Five. This is kind of amazing, given Gutfeld’s status as a world class … Continue reading →

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Fox News Channel's 'The Five' Attacked Another Kid

Posted on July 6, 2012 at 7:11 am by Bob Cesca

My Thursday column is a no-holds-barred riff on “The Five”… When the programming wizards at Fox News Channel devised “The Five” it was kind of a no-brainer. And by the way, I think “no-brainer” is actually an employment qualification at … Continue reading →

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Worst Persons

Posted on July 5, 2012 at 7:18 am by Bob Cesca

Here’s The Five tormenting former conservative boy genius Jonathan Krohn — in typical right-wing bully fashion. And by typical right-wing bully fashion, I mean unfunny, free-of-substance, dickish and way too often aimed at children and other noncombatants. And Bob Beckel? … Continue reading →

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The Five: Being a Minority in America is Awesome

Posted on June 27, 2012 at 1:36 pm by Bob Cesca

That’s what The Five thinks. Gutfeld: “If you’re black, you also have advantages.” Perino: “And if you’re at a university and you happen to be, uh, not white, you have advantages. All the advantages, right?” Wrong. This reminds me of … Continue reading →

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Eric Bolling Suggests Forced Vasectomies for Welfare Recipients

Posted on May 24, 2012 at 1:31 pm by Bob Cesca

Granted, he’s talking about someone with 30 kids, but holy hell… I didn’t even think a racist crank like Bolling would go there. Silly me.

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Eric Bolling is a Dick

Posted on May 10, 2012 at 11:48 am by Bob Cesca

And he’s an unoriginal hack, too. For example: Really? Adam and Steve? I think the last TV personality to use that line was Mr. Roper.

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'The Five' Goes Full McCarthy

Posted on May 8, 2012 at 9:12 am by Bob Cesca

And everyone knows you never go full McCarthy. Not one of them could explain the difference between Marxism and Communism. And Gutfeld is the most sexist on-air employee of Fox News Channel, so the sexism part of this clip is … Continue reading →

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Another Example of Why 'The Five' Sucks Ass

Posted on May 6, 2012 at 11:36 am by Bob Cesca

Here’s another clip from ‘The Five’ that illustrates various forms of right-wing douchebaggery: See if you can count the number of things that suck in this video. For a dwarf, Gutfeld might be the biggest and most insincere dickbag on … Continue reading →

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That Thing I Wrote About 'The Five' Being Dumb?

Posted on April 26, 2012 at 3:00 pm by Bob Cesca

Eric Bolling’s response tweet totally vindicates me. A TGI Fridays reference. The only way this could have been more lame is if he had written it in the form of a “NOT!” joke.

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