Tag Archives: The Onion

The Onion: Democrats are Cowering Sacks of Shit

Posted on March 23, 2013 at 11:46 am by Bob Cesca

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Vice President Biden Responds To The Onion

Posted on January 20, 2013 at 5:13 pm by Mr. Brink

Vice President Joe Biden responded to the Onion on Friday during a Q&A with the Onion’s “‘Diamond’ Joe Biden”– the satirical Joe Biden that washes his Trans Am while shirtless in the White House driveway, and tweeted this photo:  Q for … Continue reading →

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The First Soil Sample

Posted on November 2, 2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Joe Heller In other news, the Clackamas County, Oregan Elections Office is under investigation by the state Department of Justice for possible ballot tampering. A temporary election worker allegedly filled in a straight Republican ticket where voters had … Continue reading →

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Another Big Bird

Posted on October 15, 2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Bill Day In other news, a study released today by the Keystone Research Center shows that since the late 1940s, Democratic presidents have presided over the net addition of 7 million new manufacturing jobs, while 9 million manufacturing … Continue reading →

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The Battle Plan

Posted on September 25, 2012 at 8:00 pm by JM Ashby

Artist – Dave Granlund In other news, New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has Romney fever. “We had a bad week — if the election were going to be held tomorrow that would be a problem, but there’s a lot of … Continue reading →

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Thankfully No Americans Were Killed

Posted on August 7, 2012 at 5:20 pm by JM Ashby

The Onion never disappoints. WASHINGTON—In response to the shooting death of six Sikh worshippers at a temple in Oak Creek, WI yesterday, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) offered a public expression of her thankfulness that no Americans had been killed in … Continue reading →

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Good Mitt To You

Posted on April 4, 2012 at 7:00 pm by JM Ashby

The Onion illustrates Mitt Romney’s new campaign strategy.

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Romneymania!

Posted on February 8, 2012 at 1:10 pm by Bob Cesca

Just a second ago, I tweeted something about never receiving angry missives from rapid Romney trolls and superfans, and someone replied with this link from The Onion: TAMPA, FL—From coast to coast, town to town, and in nearly every public … Continue reading →

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Quote of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2011 at 12:45 pm by Bob Cesca

Members of the U.S. Congress reported Wednesday they were continuing to carefully debate the issue of whether or not they should allow the country to descend into a roiling economic meltdown of historically dire proportions. “It is a question that, … Continue reading →

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Run Away! Run Away!

Posted on October 27, 2010 at 2:24 pm by Bob Cesca

The Onion perfectly satirizes the Democratic campaign strategy. WASHINGTON—Conceding almost certain Republican gains in next month’s crucial midterm elections, Democratic lawmakers vowed Tuesday not to give up without making one final push to ensure their party runs away from every … Continue reading →

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