Tag Archives: Tony Hayward

Hayward Is Out

It sounds official: “On Monday, BP’s board is expected to announce that Hayward, 53, will step down on Oct. 1. The departure, say people close to the company, will be his decision as much as the board’s. Hayward, a geologist … Continue reading

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The Punch-Me Face in Full Bloom

Glenn Beck thinks President Obama hasn’t met with Tony Hayward — because Hayward is white. In the process, Beck’s punch-me face has extra “punch-me” written all over it. How many corporate executives (who happen to be white males) are currently … Continue reading

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Douche Quote of the Day

“There’s no one who wants this over more than I do. I would like my life back.” Tony Hayward Sorry, no. You can’t have your life back until we get our Gulf of Mexico back. And that will take decades. … Continue reading

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Slippery Bastards

BP is denying the existence of the underwater oil plumes. VENICE, La. — Disputing scientists’ claims of large oil plumes suspended underwater in the Gulf of Mexico, BP PLC’s chief executive on Sunday said the company has largely narrowed the … Continue reading

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BP Thinks You're An Idiot

CEO of BP Tony Hayward thinks we’re all morons. “I think the environmental impact of this disaster is likely to have been very, very modest. It is impossible to say and we will mount, as part of the aftermath, a … Continue reading

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