Tag Archives: WTF?

Outreach

Here’s an idea: let’s track immigrants just like Fedex packages. Must credit Virginia Republican congressional candidate Barbara Comstock. “I think immigration should be done by legislation, not executive action. I think first and foremost, we need to stop playing politics … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Conservative Dating Profile

The conservative Americans for Shared Prosperity group is tired of the Democratic party’s “war on women” rhetoric so they’re fighting back with this amazingly patronizing, terrible, horrible, sexist video ad. This is monumentally bad. Warning: this may be one of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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GOP Candidate Wouldn’t Hesitate to Fire Lasers at Mexico

This is real life. Mark Walker, the Republican nominee for North Carolina’s 6th Congressional District, is an unhinged ignoramus who is willing to fire our lasers(??) at Mexico to handle the drug cartel threat. “I will tell you if you … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory 4: The Unnecessary Sequel

William Gheen, who has previously warned us that China will enlist migrant children in a war against white people in America, now tells us that President Obama is transporting children across the country in “unmarked vans” as part of his … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Delicious Coal Ash Slurry

Seventy-seven people, including employees and their families, have filed a lawsuit against a landfill in Ohio where coal ash is deposited because they were denied protective gear and were sickened by it. The most amazing detail of the lawsuit is … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Larry Klayman’s Latest Lawsuit and Conspiracy Theory

I missed this gem of brilliance over the weekend but there’s no time like the present time to ponder anti-NSA complainant Larry Klayman’s new lawsuit. Apparently Klayman, along with a group of other individuals, have filed a RICO lawsuit in … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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What Could Go Wrong?

A former police officer and convicted rapist who tried to rape a women with his pistol has had his rights to own a gun restored by an appeals court in Georgia. The full details of the assault he was convicted … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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You’ve Got to Be F*cking Kidding Me

One of the teens who was convicted in the infamous Steubenville rape case is back on the goddamn football team. Ma’Lik Richmond, one of two teens convicted in the rape of a 16-year-old girl in Steubenville, is back on the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Buckle your seat belt or at least sit down before reading this. As you may or may not have heard, the long-running comic book character Archie was killed by a bullet that was intended for his friend who is gay. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Rep. Gohmert (R-TX) Says Immigrant Children are Terrorists and Rapists

Representative Louie Gohmert (R-Batshit) says immigrant children from Central America have been coached to say they’ve fled violence in their home countries. Why would someone coach them to say that? Because, according to Gohmert, they’re terrorists and rapist who only … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Pray the Regulation Away

Sepeaking of Big Coal, this is bewildering. Regulators from the Alabama Public Service Commission have asked residents of Alabama to pray that the Environment Protection Agency will change it’s mind on regulating carbon emissions. At their news conference today Cavanaugh … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Town Hall Season: GOP Rep. Attacked for Showing Compassion Because Immigrants Have Leprosy, Aren’t ‘Good Christians’

Town Hall Season doesn’t begin in earnest until Congress leaves Washington for the summer recess on August 1st, however The Unhinged are already voicing their imagined grievances concerning immigrant children fleeing violence and unrest in their home countries. Texas state … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Rep. Gohmert Wants to Raise Taxes to Pay for a Military Campaign Against Children

Representative Louie Gohmert isn’t interested in approving President Obama’s spending request of $3.7 billion which would fund additional processing centers, judges, lawyers, and border control agents, but he is interested in seeing his home state of Texas raise taxes to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory 2: The Batshittening

We have a new theory on the influx of undocumented children from Central America and this one is the craziest theory yet. According to the head of ALIPAC, President Obama has facilitated the migration of these children in cooperation with … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Wives Should Pour Their Husbands Drinks, Date Rape is Actually “Mistake Sex”

I’m sure you can imagine how the above Fox & Friends segment screencaptured by ThinkProgress transpired. During this “sage advice” segment, women were advised that they need to stop referring to rape as rape just because those darn feminists tell … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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WTF?

This is going to get a little weird. Oklahoma Republican primary candidate Timothy Ray Murray is not ready to concede the race to Representative Frank Lucas because he believes Lucas is a “body double” impostor. Murray brings it up in … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Fox News contributor and supposed psychiatrist Keith Ablow is concerned that the World Cup is a secret Obama plot to distract us from, I don’t know, the fact that Fox News employs raving idiots like himself. At 0:52 ABLOW: “I’m … Continue reading
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What Could Go Wrong?

Italian gun manufacturer Beretta has some tips for you if you’re looking for an extremely stupid place to store your pistol. Together with the gun news website Guns.com, the manufacturer has put together a “down and dirty” guide to hiding … Continue reading
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Virginia GOPer Rants About “Sodomy Marriage”

Virginia Delegate Bob Marshall (R) apparently thinks he has a tighter grasp of the law than the attorney general of Virginia, the United States Supreme Court, and numerous federal judges across the country. Marshall wants to impeach Virginia Attorney General … Continue reading
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Hannity Has Some Ideas About Executing People

Fox News host Sean Hannity can’t fathom how anyone could botch an execution. If you’re having trouble with your executions, you should hire an expert executioner like Mister Hannity. Fox News host Sean Hannity asked state Rep. Paul Ray (R) … Continue reading
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