Tag Archives: WTF?

The Cleveland Police Department is a Cartoonish Shitshow

Last week I posited that Cleveland police officers firing at a half-naked kidnapping victim was the worst story revealed in the Justice Department’s Pattern or Practice investigation, but Ian Millhiser at ThinkProgress found another tale that is even worse. This … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Oh Fuck No

via WaPo “I think it would be very helpful if President Obama went and met with [Darren Wilson] or invited him to the White House and said, ‘You’ve gone through four months of smear and slander and the least we … Continue reading

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And the Award for the Most Unhinged Response Goes To…

The competition is steep, but the award for the Most Unhinged Response to the president’s executive actions on immigration should probably go to Kansas Secretary of State Kris Kobach (R), the father of “Papers Please” anti-immigration law. “What protects us … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Democrats and the “Simple Minded Darkies”

Ira Hansen, the incoming speaker of the Republican caucus of the Nevada Assembly, would like to tell us what he knows about the Negro. Take it away: Among other things, as part of a broader statement of support for school … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Mike Huckabee’s Reagan America Apple Pie Fuck Yeah Tour

I had no idea that Mike Huckabee’s Reagan, Thatcher, Pope John Paul II Tour was a real thing that exists, but apparently it is and does. Huckabee’s overseas tour stopped at Auschwitz and Birkenau last week and, as one does, … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Gohmert Shares His Deepest Fantasies About Gays in the Military

The problem with gays in the military, Representative Louie Gohmert (R-TX) tells us, is that they won’t be prepared to fight because they’ve been giving and receiving hand jobs all day. GOHMERT: “I’ve had people say, ‘Hey, you know, there’s … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Jody Hice’s Theory of Everything: Public School Leads to Environmentalism, Homosexuality, Abortion, Cultural Tolerance

Jody Hice will probably be a member of Congress come January. Jody Hice says public schools are just like Nazi Germany. HICE: Obviously, if we have government — which is what the public school is — if we have government … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Governor Rick Scott Doesn’t Know How Minimum Wage Works or Doesn’t Care, or Both

Does Florida Governor Rick Scott support having a minimum wage? “Sure” he says, but he has on idea how it does or should work. In a gubernatorial debate Tuesday night, Florida Gov. Rick Scott (R) was asked whether he supports … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach

Here’s an idea: let’s track immigrants just like Fedex packages. Must credit Virginia Republican congressional candidate Barbara Comstock. “I think immigration should be done by legislation, not executive action. I think first and foremost, we need to stop playing politics … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Conservative Dating Profile

The conservative Americans for Shared Prosperity group is tired of the Democratic party’s “war on women” rhetoric so they’re fighting back with this amazingly patronizing, terrible, horrible, sexist video ad. This is monumentally bad. Warning: this may be one of … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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GOP Candidate Wouldn’t Hesitate to Fire Lasers at Mexico

This is real life. Mark Walker, the Republican nominee for North Carolina’s 6th Congressional District, is an unhinged ignoramus who is willing to fire our lasers(??) at Mexico to handle the drug cartel threat. “I will tell you if you … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory 4: The Unnecessary Sequel

William Gheen, who has previously warned us that China will enlist migrant children in a war against white people in America, now tells us that President Obama is transporting children across the country in “unmarked vans” as part of his … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Delicious Coal Ash Slurry

Seventy-seven people, including employees and their families, have filed a lawsuit against a landfill in Ohio where coal ash is deposited because they were denied protective gear and were sickened by it. The most amazing detail of the lawsuit is … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Larry Klayman’s Latest Lawsuit and Conspiracy Theory

I missed this gem of brilliance over the weekend but there’s no time like the present time to ponder anti-NSA complainant Larry Klayman’s new lawsuit. Apparently Klayman, along with a group of other individuals, have filed a RICO lawsuit in … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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What Could Go Wrong?

A former police officer and convicted rapist who tried to rape a women with his pistol has had his rights to own a gun restored by an appeals court in Georgia. The full details of the assault he was convicted … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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You’ve Got to Be F*cking Kidding Me

One of the teens who was convicted in the infamous Steubenville rape case is back on the goddamn football team. Ma’Lik Richmond, one of two teens convicted in the rape of a 16-year-old girl in Steubenville, is back on the … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Conspiracy Theory

Buckle your seat belt or at least sit down before reading this. As you may or may not have heard, the long-running comic book character Archie was killed by a bullet that was intended for his friend who is gay. … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Outreach: Rep. Gohmert (R-TX) Says Immigrant Children are Terrorists and Rapists

Representative Louie Gohmert (R-Batshit) says immigrant children from Central America have been coached to say they’ve fled violence in their home countries. Why would someone coach them to say that? Because, according to Gohmert, they’re terrorists and rapist who only … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Pray the Regulation Away

Sepeaking of Big Coal, this is bewildering. Regulators from the Alabama Public Service Commission have asked residents of Alabama to pray that the Environment Protection Agency will change it’s mind on regulating carbon emissions. At their news conference today Cavanaugh … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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Town Hall Season: GOP Rep. Attacked for Showing Compassion Because Immigrants Have Leprosy, Aren’t ‘Good Christians’

Town Hall Season doesn’t begin in earnest until Congress leaves Washington for the summer recess on August 1st, however The Unhinged are already voicing their imagined grievances concerning immigrant children fleeing violence and unrest in their home countries. Texas state … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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