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Rep. Gohmert Wants to Raise Taxes to Pay for a Military Campaign Against Children

Representative Louie Gohmert isn’t interested in approving President Obama’s spending request of $3.7 billion which would fund additional processing centers, judges, lawyers, and border control agents, but he is interested in seeing his home state of Texas raise taxes to … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in Immigration, Wingnuts | Tagged , , | 11 Comments

Conspiracy Theory 2: The Batshittening

We have a new theory on the influx of undocumented children from Central America and this one is the craziest theory yet. According to the head of ALIPAC, President Obama has facilitated the migration of these children in cooperation with … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

Posted in China, Conspiracy Theory, Immigration, Wingnuts, WTF | Tagged , , | 13 Comments

Outreach: Wives Should Pour Their Husbands Drinks, Date Rape is Actually “Mistake Sex”

I’m sure you can imagine how the above Fox & Friends segment screencaptured by ThinkProgress transpired. During this “sage advice” segment, women were advised that they need to stop referring to rape as rape just because those darn feminists tell … Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading Continue reading

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WTF?

This is going to get a little weird. Oklahoma Republican primary candidate Timothy Ray Murray is not ready to concede the race to Representative Frank Lucas because he believes Lucas is a “body double” impostor. Murray brings it up in … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Fox News contributor and supposed psychiatrist Keith Ablow is concerned that the World Cup is a secret Obama plot to distract us from, I don’t know, the fact that Fox News employs raving idiots like himself. At 0:52 ABLOW: “I’m … Continue reading
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What Could Go Wrong?

Italian gun manufacturer Beretta has some tips for you if you’re looking for an extremely stupid place to store your pistol. Together with the gun news website Guns.com, the manufacturer has put together a “down and dirty” guide to hiding … Continue reading
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Virginia GOPer Rants About “Sodomy Marriage”

Virginia Delegate Bob Marshall (R) apparently thinks he has a tighter grasp of the law than the attorney general of Virginia, the United States Supreme Court, and numerous federal judges across the country. Marshall wants to impeach Virginia Attorney General … Continue reading
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Posted in LGBT, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , | 15 Comments

Hannity Has Some Ideas About Executing People

Fox News host Sean Hannity can’t fathom how anyone could botch an execution. If you’re having trouble with your executions, you should hire an expert executioner like Mister Hannity. Fox News host Sean Hannity asked state Rep. Paul Ray (R) … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Florida State Representative Charles Van Zant (R) regrets to inform you, but Common Core education is totally going to make your children super gay. Speaking at the “Operation Education Conference” in Orlando, Van Zant warned that officials implementing Common Core … Continue reading
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Posted in Education, LGBT, Wingnuts | Tagged , , , | 11 Comments

What Could Go Wrong?

The residents of Fairview Township, Pennsylvania can rest easy; the KKK is patrolling the streets. PennLive reports the Ku Klux Klan passed out flyers alerting residents in Fairview Township, Pa., that, “You can sleep tonight knowing the Klan is awake!”. … Continue reading
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Matt Rosendale Will Blow Your Drone’s Balls Off

Matt Rosendale is going to blow your balls off shoot your drone down. Witness the pure lunacy: I’m Matt Rosendale, and this is how I look from a government drone. And this is what I think of it. The federal … Continue reading
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Florida GOP: Let’s Arm Everyone During Riots

Here’s an idea: let’s get as many guns as possible out on the street during a riot or natural disaster. Florida lawmakers are apparently very keen on that idea. HB 209, which is expected to be voted on Friday by … Continue reading
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Bob Quast Will “Blow Your Balls Off”

This is a real thing that exists, produced by Iowa Independent Senate candidate Bob Quast. If you are the sexual predator and sociopath who murdered my sister Lynette and you come to my front door to do harm to my … Continue reading
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Your WTF of the Day

Are you a woman? Are you planning a girls’ night out? Do you like to drink? Alaska state Senator Pete Kelly (R) wants to put pregnancy tests in bars to ensure that women don’t binge drink while pregnant, but that’s … Continue reading
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Catch Them While They’re Young

When I was a kid we went on field trips to museums or the actor’s theater. Kids in Pueblo County, Colorado are going on field trips to a god damn shooting range. A Pueblo County, Colo. middle school sent a … Continue reading
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How Low Can We Go?

When I shared this cartoon last night, it was intended as a joke; I didn’t actually expect a news network to go there. On Thursday night, HLN invited a psychic to discuss what she think may have been the fate … Continue reading
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Running With Scissors in Arizona

The documentary film Bowling for Columbine debuted twelve years ago, but with each passing year it seems that the title of the film itself grows more poignant. To put it simply — we’re asking for it. The Arizona state Senate … Continue reading
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This is CNN

CNN’s coverage of the missing Malaysian Airlines flight 370 has been comparable to their coverage of the infamous Poop Cruise, but this is going a bit far even for them. Asked and answered, CNN host Don Lemon “just put it … Continue reading
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Conspiracy Theory

Is President Obama covering up the true fate of Malaysian Airlines Flight 370? Floyd Brown of the Western Journalism Center and the newly-formed Takeover Super PAC seems to think so. And then there’s this: I believe the right wing has … Continue reading
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Wait, What?

After video emerged of local police apparently using excessive force to arrest a woman for jogging in the wrong place, Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo addressed complaints about the arrest by saying it could have been worse; they could have … Continue reading
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